The Wee Lassie

I hate mornings, I will kick your forehead in if you wake me, but I love the time of day when the street lights come on. I have a keen sniffer, comparable to a Blood Hound. But I don't like blood. I consider myself a writer, but I can't spel. I make others laugh, but the KEY is to make me laugh. Don't come anywhere near me if you've: eaten bell peppers, dressed as a clown or injured yourself and have an open wound. I love Swedish Fish, Cheese and to eat just the frosting part off of a baked good. Yes, I have cats, but don't judge. I don't like gold, chocolate or flowers. I like silver, vanilla and a tongue bath. I don't believe in Dinosaurs, but I believe in Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny can kiss my ass. I used to own 2 bars, now all I've got is a bunch of pint glasses to show for it. I liked to be kissed, if the kissing is good. I deserve a lot more. Of everything.