RyanMotherFuckingParchey

Bryce Yetter is queer west coast style your a dead baby raper when i find you

About Me

Im a daddy and a damn good one if i might say myself. I love my babies momma. I like mind altering drugs such as PCP, Ketamine, Mushrooms, Pot, And blotter (paper for you idiots) i dont like hard rape your sister steal from your parents drugs like the shit you lewistown fucks have made cool. Cause that kind of shit is really not cool look in the mirror skeletor i see your liver through your skin... any ways i got a good job probably better than most of your parents jobs put together yes, some of you sit there and say how did that loser get a good job. Well for all you simple fucks who have no Pride or moral values its called hard work try it sometime it pays off in the end.

My Interests

mmm.. i guess smoking pot, drinking beer, Jamming(guitar,drums,bass dont matter i do it all), and skateboarding, skateboarding girls, death metal, long shits on the beach, premature ejaculation, that shit that comes outta your dick when you got syphilis....

I'd like to meet:

Fake ass people who make a big deal outta nothing, know where i can find some....

Music:

Dying Fetus, RazorBurn, some wu-tang and maybe some Eazy, Six Feet under,cradle, Napalm Death, s.o.d. Beat down hardcore like Madball and shit, you know the norm...

Movies:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (colon Movie for theatures), Boondock saints, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction,Train Spotting, Lock stock and two smoking barrels, Any Eastwood Westerns, Snatch, Dead Presidents.... you know good stuff

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SquidBillies, 12 oz mouse kicked fucking ass, sealab 2021

Books:

A Brave New World, Tower of the Sower, The longest walk

Heroes:

any one who served overseas with no support from your country, dont worry Gents some poeple care and support you

My Blog

www.foreskinscissors.8k.com

yo people check out the band thats brewing up behind the closed doors band members are to be named... its gonna be a blast so check it out for any show dates or updates keep in mind its a work in prog...
Posted by RyanMotherFuckingParchey on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:04:00 PST

NEW BAND SOON

Still looking for some soldiers for the band but for now its Ryan Parchey- Lead guitar, main vocals Nick Kurtz- Rythm guitar, Lead guitar Alex Griffith- Bass (last time i checked he was playing bas...
Posted by RyanMotherFuckingParchey on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:37:00 PST

DRUMMERS

I NEED A SET OF FUCKING DRUMS if anyone has some for sale or is interested in playing let me a message
Posted by RyanMotherFuckingParchey on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST

stupid things for stupid people

a good friend of mine wrote in there blog today that this isnt a fucking popularity contest why do people insist on trying to one up each other i feel like im sitting at fucking A lunch again its bull...
Posted by RyanMotherFuckingParchey on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:39:00 PST

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name:Parchey Age:im 20 six more months bitchesBirthday:1985 my friendsBirthplace:TNCurrent Location:lewistown/DC Hair Color:blondEye Color:blueHeight:5'11Weight:170...
Posted by RyanMotherFuckingParchey on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:18:00 PST

fuckos

after all these fucking years of not being able to drive... now i can, reason i had to wait so fucking long is a dumbass one. I took this car got all drunked up drove through a field and smashed the ...
Posted by RyanMotherFuckingParchey on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:54:00 PST