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ross

Dracula and Frankenstein are friends!

About Me

I like coffee a lot and sometimes I pronounce it kwofee..

My Interests

Drinking beer, Pre-Raphaelite art, books on tape, RISK, Dwarves, Greek mythology and drunken wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

A shoe horn... The KIND WITH TEETH!... Cause I know there's no such thing!

Music:

Adam and his package, The Adolescents, Angry Samoans, Apacolypse Hoboken, Anti-Flag, B-52s, Bad Religion, Black Flag, The Blitz, Bloodhound Gang, The Bruisers, Burl Ives, The Business, Butt Trumpet, The Casualties, The Clash, Cocksparrer, The Cramps, The Cure, The Damned, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, The Dead kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, The Descendents, Devo, Dropkick Murphys, Edith Piaf, Elvis Costello, The English Beat, The Exploited, The Faint, Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, Frank Black, Franzel Lang, Fugazi, Gogol Bordello, The Gothic Archies, Hi-Standard, Iggy Pop (mainly the stooges stuff), Jazz, Jonny Cash, Judge Dredd, Kid Music (Sesame Street and shit), Kraftwerk, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, LiLiPut, Louis Prima, Mario Lanza, Madness, Material Issue, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Modest Mouse, The Modern Lovers, The Mr. T experience, New Order, The New York Dolls, Nick Cave and the bad seeds, Oingo Boingo, The old Ludwig Von, Pansy Division, The Pixies, The Pougues, Punch the Clown, The Queers, The Ramones, Rancid, The Reverend Horton Heat, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Screaching Weasel, Shonen Knife, The Selector, Softcell, Sonic Youth, The Specials, The Stranglers, Suicidal Tendencies, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Tom Waits, Turbonegro, The Vandals, The Ventures, Violent Femmes, Weird Al, Wesley Willis, X, X-ray Specs...

Movies:

Labyrinth, Harvey, Harry Potter, Donnie Darko, Warriors of Virtue, Neverending Story, Ghost World, Some Like It Hot, Trapeze, Zathura, Benny & June, Constantine, Angels in America, Lord of the Rings, Clockwork Orange, Hellboy, Kevin Smith stuff, Alladin, Beauty and the Beast, Suburbia (not the shitty newer one), Junette & Cairo stuff, Miyazaki flicks, Blade Runner, Dungeons and Dragons, Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Baron Munchhausen, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Nightmare before Christmas, James and the giant peach, Mom and Dad Save the Universe, Garden State, Mirrormask...

Television:

Pee-wee's playhouse, History channel, Medium, Lost, Alias, Between the Lions, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Red Dwarf, Bob Ross, Muppet Show, etc .

Books:

Stephen King, Orson Scott Card, Philip Pullman, Lemony Snicket, Neil Gaiman, Garth Nix, JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Terry Brooks, Cornelia Funke, Mark Twain, JK Rowling, Sarah Vowell, Dennis L. Mckiernan, Charles De Lint, Eoin Colfer, Peter Straub, Terry Goodkind, Madeline L'Engle, Anne Rice, Charles Dickens, Kurt Vonegut, Roald Dahl, Piers Anthony, Harlan Ellis, Oscar Wilde, David Eddings, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, etc.

Heroes:

Stephen King, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and my mom.

My Blog

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There once was a king who lived on the moon. He lived in a very small castle made of cardboard boxes. The king of the moon could have lived in a much bigger castle of course but since he was himself v...
Posted by ross on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST