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Kristen

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About Me

The crazy guys are all so attracted to me.

My Interests

It's so nerdy but I am totally focused on school right now. I guess I have started to pick up my guitar and write more, but I still wouldn't put them in an "interests" category if I was going to sort through my life. I suppose I like to get drunk, I am always interested in that.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe. Not for any particular reason because I don't think she was that smart or her life was that interesting, I just think it would be cool to meet someone that Andy Worhol (Warhol?) had such a fixation with. She must have been really hot to nab both Kennedys also- Slutty, but pretty hot.

Music:

I do like to try to write my own music, but I never like it much so I probably wouldn't put that here. I like Ani DiFranco a lot. I just have so much respect for a girl who can sing about her cunt and still sound like a perfect lady.

Movies:

I'm really interested in finding a movie where the heroine doesn't get the guy in the end and she is still satisfied with her life. Why does the movie have to end with her happy with a man? What about her career? I want a movie that ends with a female lawyer making partner in her firm, moving in with her equally successful, heterosexual girl friend who has stimulating conversations with her, and eventually getting artificial insemanation to prove to both the male and female population that it is possible for a chica to have a happy life without getting fucked every night by "prince charming." Christ, now I sound like a man-hating dyke.

Television:

I don't have TV anymore. At this point I have reached the levels of bordom that are required to fill out useless surveys that people I probably don't know are going to read and not understand.

Books:

As I said I like Douglas and Kurt. I think I also have a soft spot in my heart for David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs. If I am going to go old school I really do love the classics. Wuthering Heights, Of mice and Men, The Catcher in the Rye. I also really like the tongue in cheek writing of Oscar Wilde. Is it sad that the only question I have actually taken seriously on this damn thing is about books? I swear I am losing my edge in my old age.

Heroes:

None of my heros really exist, unfortunately they are all characters on HBO series'. I suppose I like Douglas Coupland and Kurt Vonnegut a lot. Anyone who can write as many unique and interesting books as they can definitely earns a spot on my "MySpace" heros section. Their mothers would be proud.