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I Wrote This With My Left Hand

<bwait a minute...<em That's no moon!</em</b

About Me

I'd rather make something original than something good.

My Interests

Pursuing fame, recognition and maybe - just maybe - the greater good.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can tell me how much of a hack I really am.

Dave Eggers

Music:

The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Audioslave, The Beatles, Ben Folds Five, Bob Dylan, Cake, Cream, The Darkness, FCAB, The Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Green Day, Interpol, Jet, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, The Offspring, Ozma, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queen, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Rolling Stones, Saves the Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Styx, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Who, Third Eye Blind, Weezer, The White Stripes, Wilco, Zwan

Movies:

12 Monkeys, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The 40 Year Old Virgin, About a Boy, Adaptation, Annie Hall, Airplane, Almost Famous, The American Astronaut, American Beauty, Anchorman, Army of Darkness, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Batman, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Boondock Saints, Bottle Rocket, Bowling for Columbine, Crash, Coffee and Cigarettes, Dead Alive, Die Hard, Donnie Darko, Elephant, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Exorcist, Fargo, Field of Dreams, Fight Club, Garden State, Ghostbusters, The Godfather, The Graduate, High Fidelity, Hitchcock's masterpieces, The Indiana Jones Trillogy, Kill Bill Parts 1 and 2, Living in Oblivion, The Lord of the Rings Trillogy, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, The Man Who Wasn't There, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Original Star Wars Trillogy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Primer, Pulp Fiction, Punch Drunk Love, The Quest, Raising Arizona, Requiem for a Dream, Robocop, Saving Silverman, Shaun of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, Sin City, Terminator 2, Tremors, The Usual Suspects, Wet Hot American Summer, Young Frankenstein, and (believe it or not) many more

Television:

Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Band of Brothers, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Walker Texas Ranger, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Modern Marvels, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Books:

Candide, Catch-22, Crime and Punishment, Hamlet, Haunted, Heart of Darkness, How We Are Hungry, Le Petit Prince, Light in August, Once a Runner, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Shining, Sphere, You Shall Know Our Velocity

Heroes:

Shane Carruth

My Blog

Why I still check behind the shower curtain before I take a piss

Why I still check behind the shower curtain before I take a piss By Alex Wayman Why do I look?  Sheer terror.  I've always been a god damn pansy I wont deny it.  Im scared of spi...
Posted by I Wrote This With My Left Hand on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:33:00 PST

_Protagonist or Bust_

Protagonist or Bust Alex Wayman   Pinching the bridge of his nose in a quick wince, though not long enough to insult his new friend, Al reluctantly agrees, "Yeah, I guess it's a little bit lik...
Posted by I Wrote This With My Left Hand on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:10:00 PST

_There Are Worse Things Than Krauts_

There Are Worse Things Than Krauts Chapter One   Why the nosecone smelled like Kettle corn that moment I really can't say.  Maybe it was the black kernels of cloud erupting to our right a...
Posted by I Wrote This With My Left Hand on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

_Sheltered_

Sheltered Alex Wayman   We couldn't pretend it was just the howling wind playing tricks on us anymore.  We couldn't pretend that for the last ten minutes.  A man was outside the door...
Posted by I Wrote This With My Left Hand on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:20:00 PST

_Cleanup on Aisle 666_

Clean Up on Aisle 666! Alex Wayman   "Those red freaks will never take me alive!"  My whispered vow reverberates off the pharmaceutical cabinets around me.  I pause to think for a mo...
Posted by I Wrote This With My Left Hand on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:14:00 PST

_Botched_

BotchedAlex Wayman   The bright light burned through my eyelids.  It was too annoying to be from heaven. "You're kidding me," slurred through my sleeping lips. I was still.  fucking...
Posted by I Wrote This With My Left Hand on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:07:00 PST