Cliff Frampton

"Hello. My name is Matt. I wish I were British. I once fist fought a blind guy because he looked at me wrongI'm a BIG fan of Random Acts Of RetardationGene WilderI hold an illegal cock fighting ring in my basement. So if you aren't Mexican don't even bother stopping over. BEAKS AND BLADES. That's the title of the venue.***This REALLY HAPPENED*** PityYourHeart: dude...if your referring to that time when you were over my house and i gravied the upstairs bathroom floor and my trousers...i apologize...i promptly cleaned the floor and the toilet and i put the soiled boxer briefs in a bag and put them in the garbage outside...so no worries there ***He REALLY SHIT HIS PANTS!!!***My uncle is unfortunately one disability shy of being a pinball wizard.Cinnamon Toast Crunch I've won 11 Jelly Bean raffles. I roll with a pretty rough crowd.I'm just going to be up front with you right now. I like to shoot the breeze with people. All joking aside, I like joking around with people almost to the point that they can't stand to be around me. I like naked women and alcohol. I like to go bowling and tell people who are standing next to me that I hate bowling, when in fact I just might be having the best time of my life. I like acting like the tough guy because in reality I couldn't be the tough guy. I like myself. Who knows, maybe I might even like you."Cliff Frampton.