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About Me

My Interests

I'm a Cavalry Scout in the U.S Army. I love the outdoors, no matter what it is. Backpacking, camping, hunting, fishing, kayaking, canoeing, bear wrestling.... etc. I love to run, watch movies, read when im not busy. I enjoy time with my friends and family doing whatever. I go to Penn State for film and political science when im not being deployed to Iraq. I travel alot.Id rather masturbate with a cheese grater than vote for a Democrat, but I've dont it once or twice.I like to write.I love family, God, America, and Underarmor underware, spicy food, Sam Adams, Guiness, and beer that could serve as cement its so thick.

I'd like to meet:

Alec Baldwin
Zachary 's creature-nemesis:

The Dreaded WOMBAT

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'What creature will become your nemesis?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

stuff that could rattle the shit off your boots

Movies:

anything with john goodman

Television:

24, House, King of the Hill, Scrubs, Entourage, Deadwood (best show on HBO), anything Howie Mandel or Arsenio Hall has ever done

Books:

THIS IS WHERE I MAKE MYSELF SOUND SMART AND IMPRESS YOU WITH ALL THE BOOKS I READ, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT BECAUSE..... I'm just way too smooth of a cat...

Heroes:

Jesus and American service men and women

My Blog

Video Games or Your Life

When did video games come to reinact the murdering of iconic figures like JFK and RFK? Sure Dick Cheney hunting games are fun, because lets face it, it wasn't a tragedy. First off I have to say I ha...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST

Iraq War Veterans

When I begrudgingly tell people I was in Iraq, they do one of four things. All four groups say that theyre glad to have me back. Ok, thanks. Appreciate it. It's good to be back. Then someone deci...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST

Why I'm Still Voting For Republicans (Though I'm Not Happy About It)

Why on EARTH would I still vote Republican even though my party has let me down in the past year or so? I tell you why. This year the Democrats pose to win back majority within the House, and less l...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

The Song "Old McDonald"

ok, i tricked you all.... one day itll make its triumphant return, i assure you. however i was singing "old mcdonald" today and the part where you go ".....e-i, e-i, o" sparked my curiosity.&nbs...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:08:00 PST

THE 25 MANLIEST MOVIES

Have you been bogged down by extensive ammounts of estrogen lately? Do you have chocolate cravings, read Danielle Steele novels, and weep everytime you watch "The Notebook". Snap out...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:41:00 PST

Movies on Medication

i dont know whats worse..... having pnemonia in iraq.... or listening to a john mayer cd. both can leave you with a splitting headache, and the desire to commit euthenasia. anywho, i just got done w...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:09:00 PST

my ARMY issued mattress

few things hurt more in life that a poorly made mattress with springs poking into every square inch of your body. a crushing blow by the love of your life, the death of a family member, your hom...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:46:00 PST

if indiana jones had a sex change he would be george clooney

George Clooney has a new movie coming out about the corruptness about the oil industry. It's called Syriana. I sat up late last night thinking about it, pondering deep thoughts, much like ...
Posted by Z - Nitrate on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:31:00 PST