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Al

Don't make me turn off the Internweb!

About Me

Well, since I was swindled out of my seat as president and that damned redneck usurped the throne, I've had lots of free time. Recently, while sitting on a park bench in Memphis pouring gin on Elvis's nearby grave, I heard sweet, sweet music. Turns out the Warped Tour was in town! Sinc ethen I've become a fan of many of the new bands. And now I am hardcore! See, kids, you should have voted for MMMMEEEE.

My Interests

Phwoar Teeny Emos

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Patrick Stewart! He's so dreamy!

Music:

Zomgz, I like Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Ornage, Perfect Blue, The Wall, Tommy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I 3 Huckabees, Trainspotting, Cruel Intentions, Land of the Dead, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, End of Evangelion, Whatever Happened to Virginia Woolfe?, Brokeback Mountain, To Wong foo Thanks for All the Fish. Um, a low of others. And of course any concert DVDs.

Movies:

An Inconvient Truth.

Books:

An Inconvient Truth.

Heroes:

OH NOES AL GORE HAS NO HEROES EXCEPT THE LOVELY RUPAUL.

My Blog

FUCK YOU ALL.

EXCEPT YOU, MYSPACE. I LOVE MY MYSPACE FRIENDS. THE REPUBLICANS ARNT LETTIN' ME EMAIL THE PAGES ANYMORE. BUT I JUST TALKED ABOUT HOW MUCH TIPPER IS ANNOYING AND TOLD THEM NEVER TO GO INTO ANY OF THE R...
Posted by Al on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

SAVE THE PLENET

Do it.
Posted by Al on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST

DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM

I am so pissed off now, tipper (I will not captilize the ''t'') just now let me back on the interweb, she said it was something about me saying i invented the interweb (i did) and then in a press conf...
Posted by Al on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:39:00 PST

emo, emo emo, SOO BLOODY EMOOOOO

Well here i am again. life sucks. Tipper wont let me hang out with my best friend, Condoleezza Rice, because she thinks Condi is a bad influnce on me and making me cut. I cut because i want tooo !!1!1...
Posted by Al on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 05:45:00 PST

NO ONE GETS ME!!1!1!

No one understands me!!1 Everyone hates me now that i l9ost because of ohio, and florida and the damm chads!!! i hate you all... except my true friends, the ones on myspace... my only friend that ...
Posted by Al on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:21:00 PST