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mike.

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About Me

You gotta be kidding me.
Crooked smile.
Big-ass foam 'number 1' hand.
Ain't gonna leave you in the lurch.

My Interests

Chicago Blackhawks. Pizza slices. Getting money. Eating healthy (sorta). Steeling myself. Cheeseburgers. Sports Bars. Dark Bars within walking distance. Finger foods. Giving a fist pump when I break wind. The every-so-often fishing trip. KC BBQ dreams. Building up to Miller High Lifes. Kansas Jayhawks.
Blaming my farts on other people.
TCB.

I'd like to meet:

Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers.

Music:

Torche.
Vee Dee.
Wooden Shjips.
Joe Walsh.
The Daily Void.
Nothing People.
Saviours.
Mannequin Men.
ZZ Top.

Movies:

MURDERBALL.

Television:

CHALMERS FOR THREE MARCH MADNESS.

Books:

Slaughter House 5 and Catch 22.

Heroes:

My brother.
My Folks and Grandfolks.
Fletch.
Snake Plissken.

My Blog

Big Ham’s Two Bit Movie Reviews.

Time to play catch up:RAMBO 4 - Ruled! It's not often where you see something that slays in all the right ways you hoped it would. Could've done without all the cranked up rape and pillaging that ma...
Posted by mike. on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

The Return of the Sport Illustrated Curse.

The Sports Illustrated Curse is back!In case you are not familiar, the Sports Illustrated Curse is one of the most undeniable of curses currently crippling hopeful souls of sports fans worldwide. How...
Posted by mike. on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:20:00 PST

I just got some Ween tickets!

And all you motherfuckers can lick my balls!
Posted by mike. on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:06:00 PST

The Pee Bandit.

Working at the local Salvation Army thrift store, you see a lot of weirdos and some of them have reputations that precede them, and we typically don't let them in the store.We simply escort them to th...
Posted by mike. on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:17:00 PST

so you know.

04/06/2005 7:37 PM ETBo Jackson denies steroids useSues newspaper after article cites starBy Scott Merkin / MLB.comCHICAGO -- Bo Jackson has never been one to back away from any sort of fight or battl...
Posted by mike. on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I got a part time job selling second hand goods at a charity thrift store.The proceeds of the all the sales of the store go to the adult inpatient drug and alcohol rehab center across the street from ...
Posted by mike. on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST

Charles Barkley is totally right.

As I've had a few weeks to sober up and think about it, I've decided that Charles Barkly is right.  Spiderman 3 kinda sucked ass. I don't want to admit it, but it's true.   BRING ON TRANSFOR...
Posted by mike. on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

Seriously, WTF.

How did I just recently get into Public Enemy? I'm 26 years old! Better late than never, I guess.   This is going to be a fun summer.
Posted by mike. on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:17:00 PST

Missing Boyscout.

Where were all the major media outlets when I was lost in the wilderness from 2000 to roughly 2004?  Didn't they care? That would've made for good TV. Tsk tsk Fox News Channel. You really dropp...
Posted by mike. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

For no real good reason.

I've decided to stop drinking soda pop. There is no underlying meaning behind this move, except for the fact that I love gatorade. I also think that it's just good practice to drink more water. Plus, ...
Posted by mike. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST