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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Tall Woman..:
Jul 11th 2008By Asylum Staff
Statistically, Americans may be getting shorter, but like all evolution, that takes time, and not everyone has...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:25:00 GMT |
In a nutshell... |
This is my current story : 1) Last night, I booked plane tickets to find an apartment in San Francisco. We fly in on May 8th. It's finally happening!2) A few weeks ago, My dear mother broke the fuck...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:42:00 GMT |
And also |
9. I'm going to see MARGARET MOTHERFUCKING CHO on June 1st. She is playing the Funny Bone right here in Columbus, which is a tiny room compared to the theatres she used to play. Excitement cannot b...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
Thumbs up. |
Things of note:1. I have a psychologist now. For a crazy girl like me, this is like fuckin' Christmas. She is nice & pretty & young & not afraid to curse during sessions. I love her.2. Jehovah's Wi...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:34:00 GMT |
It is 8:12 AM... |
and I have already started my day on a bad note. I am tired of airport send-offs. It's cold & snowy & winter-like. Greet tea and soy kefir aren't healing my wounds.
Blah blah blah I'm fuckin' em...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:59:00 GMT |
If you really wanna know... |
check out "What Sarah Said" from the new DCFC album.
That's how it is.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 19:25:00 GMT |
I heart Beulah. |
'My Horoscope Said It Would Be a Bad Year' by Beulah (RIP, dudes)
i sit at this table and i stare at my hands. everyday they grow to look a little more like my dad's. and i trace t...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 00:57:00 GMT |
And at 12:28 PM last Saturday, the whole world stopped. |
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Posted by on Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:36:00 GMT |
To all of my lovelies who smoke... |
I'm not normally one to give people shit about smoking. Anyone who knows me well knows how I feel about it. However, when do I tell people that it will kill them, they very flippantly retu...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 15:06:00 GMT |
Buhbye, Chicago. |
Normally, I'd try to make this interesting and witty and all of that, but I don't have the fucking energy.... Today, I officially moved home because my dad is dying. We see the l...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:16:00 GMT |
