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About Me

Straight outta the wonderful Warner Vegas, Georgia! And now for everything else, I like psychobilly, some punk, OI, and various other shit, i dont like most people and are known by many to not be a very nice person. i was once called the most ruthless person you are most likely to meet. so if i have, or you think i might offend you then fuck you anyway, you had it fuckin comin shitbag! i also like cupcakes, ice cream, shotguns and have a blood hound named otis! Beer is is a very good friend of mine, and me and Captain Morgan have sailed more seas than you've probably ever heard of. Like i said not much really! I am 81% Evil Genius.
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My Interests

psychobilly, booze, cigarettes, warm blood on a cold night, pissing in holy water, horror films, ice cream, guns, kung-fu flicks, voodoo, rock'n fuckin'roll, and hunting down liberals and guttin them like pigs!

I'd like to meet:

someone who can eat their own head. Or josey wales.

Music:

barnyard ballers, mad sin, gene vincent, eddie cochran, the flametrick subs, reach around rodeo clowns, eightball grifters, blazing haleys, nekro-mantix, the guana batz, the meteors, poison, guns'n'roses, johnny cash........yeah that about covers most of it.

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1,2and3, Wrong Turn, Motel Hell, Nightmare on Elm Street(the first one), True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Deliverance, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Duel to the Death, and just about any other horror and martial arts videos. Also anything by good ol' Tarantino!

Television:

the history channel, all damn day!

Books:

I'm a big sucker for the classics! Ya know like The X-Men, Bat-Man, The Punisher, She-Hulk, The Tick, Ghost Rider, Venom and damn near anything by Marvel!

Heroes:

wolverine, josey wales, clint eastwood, mad max and michael j fox, you just dont get cooler than goddamn michael j fox!

My Blog

fuckin shitsacks

Hey ya bunch of fucktards, the ole toe cutters almost out of AIT, and comin to a down south town near you around the last of the month! The goddamn US Army thought it was about time to give me a...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

Sweet Home Missouri

Well boys and girls I was lookin fer some info on some civil war shit about the greatest goddamn state in the country, Missouri and her fine and upstanding sons who proudly fought in the civil war and...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

A little sumthin fer you fuckin idjuts out there

Ok the toe cutter is gettin perdy goddamn tired of you fuckin douche bag fuck tards spreadin 'round your intolerable ignorance and hate. So I'm gonna help you out a little! Im gonna make you sound som...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

Cheers mate

The toe cutter has been greatly goddamn upset about the death of ole Steve Irwin, a good ole boy from down under. And the toe cutter hasnt been this upset since they stopped showing re-runs of the duk...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:57:00 PST

girl fuckin pants

I hate faggots. I mean REALLY fuckin hate em. I mean, why cant i go to a fuckin show without 5-fuckin-hundred little scrawny faggots wearin fuckin eyeliner and womens fuckin pants with their...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST

pull your mommas titty out your mouth and be a fuckin man!

Poetry, what a bunch of fuckin shit. and thats about all i got to say about that. but anyway, i caught me a big ole canebrake rattler the other day, my dipshit roomate ran it over luckily it was still...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 12:38:00 PST

kiss my WHITE ass

Fuck you! anyone listenin? Well its almost that time of year when all the fuckin faggot goth douche-bags slap on their favorite pair of fuckin ceramic vampire teeth, and their new hand sewn fuck...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:36:00 PST

goddamn cacafuego!

whats goin on partners? not a damn thiang here, now i know i like to go on about some silly goddamn horseshit and rant and rave like a goddamn lunatic, but i just dont give a good goddamn, were a...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a fuckin poem!

birdie, birdie with a yellow bill, sat upon my window sill, i lured him in with crusts of bread, THEN I SMASHED HIS FUCKIN HEAD! robert frost, eat your fuckin heart out!
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

your mother should be drug out in the street and fuckin shot!

i fucking hate all these little whiny fuckin douche bags that sit around on the damn computer all damn day tryin to see how many fuckin other losers and brainless masses add them to their damn friends...
Posted by the Toe Cutter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST