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caty DUTCHFACE

I am here for Networking

About Me



Baby Wonder - BOYS BEHIND BARS - debut album dropping December 2014

My Interests

the tambourine and her close relatives

I'd like to meet:

John Turturro seems like an OK guy

Music:

Where can I find the ditty "Desiree" from GATOR BAIT?

Movies:

See GATOR BAIT - as in, NOW - and if I had bigger cans and wasn't 30 years too late, I would make BFF with Russ Meyer

Television:

do alligators play together?

Books:

god hates you...um...hahahahahah...hahahahahaha...oh no...baptists are cool...ha...ha...smooch smooch...hahahahsmooch...squeeze...grope...mmmmm

Heroes:

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My Blog

Restless as all hell

AAAHHAH! Restlessness!!!! Why why why, every Spring it hits me, I am powerless under its thumb. April/May arrive, and I start to fucking freak out and do stupid, self-destructive things. 23 days l...
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I shouldn't drive in this state

I'm drunk. Just went to the Peels show. Before that, baseball (Padres, kiss my madres.) Before that, waiting tables for 8 hours. Reeling from the past week. Filmed Hour-long interview with Ori f...
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm outta control

Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give othe...
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Surveys are FRESH

How tall are you?: 5'6" On a good day Have you ever smoked heroin?: Never free-based, but smoked opium a time or two Do you own a gun?: You must be smoking heroin, I HATE guns Have you ever b...
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LOVE TEST LOVE

My love test results - my god, so accurate. Except for that I'm a bitch princess img src="http://images.quizilla.com/C/coreina/1080319411_ilderaa aa1.jpg" border="0" alt="1">BEAUTIFUL ICE PRINCESS/...
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Maaaan, I guess I'll do this blog thing

The pressure is coming from all sides. Now that I am officially a compulsive MySpacer, apparently I have to start writing these fucking diary entries, or else I'm not hip or something. Right, as if ...
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poseurs!

Will somebody please tell me why hella fools put up celebrity pictures and create pseudo-profiles based on celebrities? All I want to do is find Vincent Gallo on myspace so that I can kidnap him, wit...
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I want candy!

I'm so raved out.  What do I do guys?  I just can't seem to stop raving. 
Posted by caty DUTCHFACE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST