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R.J. MacReady

Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!

About Me

Words...words...words...

My Interests

Music, fighting the power, damning the man, Jiu Jitsu, mixed martial arts, Santa Claus, Bud Light, Judo, pondering the meaning of life, sea monkeys, saving the world, garbage pail kids, starting uncontrollable forrest fires, and Laughing. Oh yeah, and searching for buried treasure under the tiles in Wal-Mart....I'm sure it's there.

Eddie Murphy/Rick James - Party All The Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k

The feel good track of the f-ing century.

I'd like to meet:

Yellowbeard the Pirate...only.

Music:

PINK FLOYD, Faith No More, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, DMB, Electronic Dance Music, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Outkast, Audioslave, Tori Amos, Beatles, Spice 1, Nas, Alice in Chains, Dayton Family, Stone Temple Pilots, Future Funk Squad, Infiniti, Koma and Bones, Spacemen.

Movies:

The Thing, True Romance, A Clockwork Orange, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Casino, Krull, Saving Private Ryan, Snatch, Gangs of New York, Enter the Dragon, Seven, The Ring, Matrix I & II, Tombstone, Evil Dead II, Last of the Mohicans, George Carlin stand-up.

Television:

A-Team, FAMILY GUY (specifically old man Herbert), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chappell Show, House, Dexter. Funny shit.

Books:

Not a big reader, but...The Art of War, Stephen King - Eyes of the Dragon, The Stand, The Dark Tower series, anything about dinosaurs or polar bears. Oh, and I recently read Rowdy Roddy Piper's autobiography.

Heroes:

Pat Miletich, George Carlin, anyone that actually lives their life.

My Blog

Horseshit & Liberty Bells

1. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because?Someone w/ no character questioned mine.2. Last Saturday night you?Had a sit-in at Wal-Mart on the diarrhea aisle.3. What are you excited about?Dre...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

28 and some questions to answer.

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant today, what would you do?Well, I'd probably finger myself while sucking my nipples. Honestly.2. Do you trust your friends?Unfortunately, trust is hard to c...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

My take on a shitty survey....ANSWER HONESTLY!!!

LIKE I GIVE A FUCK IF I GET A RESPONSE FROM YOU!!!!Place an X by all the things you've done, or removethe x from the ones you have not, and send it to all of your friends (including me).This is for yo...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST

Fortunes for the fortunate ones...

Before... After.....     Wish you a long life Wish you would die in hell.   Happy life is just in front of you. Happy life is just in front of youhes 7, and those shorts look easy to ge...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:50:00 PST

100 Random Ones.......

1)Do you have a crush on somebody?Yes, Carrot Top.2) Do you hate more than 3 people?: Yes, I think the world population currently hovers around 6.5 billion.  That would be the magic number.3) How...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST

Torture...something we can all relate to.

What is the WORST torture/execution method? Here are some of my favorites! If they ever make me King..try not to fuck up.       -----The brazen bull is an execution device designed in ...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:45:00 PST

Some crazy ass letter

Dear Santa,   I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Clint's Office party. It was Lacy who spiked the punch with too much jack & coke . I can't help it if I ...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:03:00 PST

50 Things

50 things1. What is your middle name? Shea.  Like the stadium&.not the guy back in medieval times that constantly raped mouths.2. Last person you kissed? It was either Hans Christian Anderson, th...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:17:00 PST

Some things to look forward to!

I watched a special last night about how Heaven was really just a long ride on a chocolate train with a monkey conductor that farts lollypops.Honestly, I'm still a bit shaken up about that....Oh, and ...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:18:00 PST

The best music ever created

Ok, this isn't cute or funny or any of that other bullshit.  Nobody gets killed, raped, burned, persecuted for their beliefs, fingered, beaten, or any of the other things that should and do inter...
Posted by R.J. MacReady on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:44:00 PST