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About Me

I'm in to hailing the thief and chiefing the leaf.
Dave Attell

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if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. [Jacob's Ladder]
Clinical Psych and Biology major at Florida State University. I don't want to dissect you, mentally or physically, don't worry. Currently focusing on behavioral therapy, affective dissorders, abnormal mentation, neuropsychopharmaceuticals and pharmacodynamics/pharmacokinetics, or neurological mechanisms. I'm somewhat facile, pretty much a homebody. I don't do much, but I'm down for anything. I reap more fulfillment by simply sitting around with friends than I do by means of most any other activity. I'm a very proud Republican and I'm very firm in what I believe. It's not that I'm close-minded, it's that I have a backbone and would prefer to not be bothered with your value-deprived, media-fed rhetoric. I'm obssessed with the Travel Channel and if I could I'd sleep all day. I have an extremely unhealthy addiction to World of Warcraft. I used to get all uppity about all the bullshit of growing up and interacting with other people. But now I really don't give a fuck 'cause I learned how to ignore the static and just smoke a blunt everyday. I like excess bass.
aim/march 15 1980s

My Interests

I play WoW. And I am a rogue.

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Television:

Conan O'Brien, Intervention, Arrested Development, Reno 911, Great Hotels, Aqua Teen, Iron Chef, Cops, Friends, Seinfeld, Insomniac with Dave Attell. Fox News, History Channel, Travel Channel, On Demand. ..

Books:

Tuesdays with Morrie, Ann Coulter's Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right, Night, Lord of the Flies, A Seperate Peace, A Child Called It.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ and...
OH THAT HATTIE PIE! I LOVE YOU HATTIE PIE!

My Blog

Charlton Heston is Brilliant

'Winning the Cultural War' Charlton Heston's Speech to the Harvard Law School Forum February 16, 1999 I remember my son when he was five, explaining to his kindergarten class what his father did for ...
Posted by Crit Chance: 32.11% on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:55:00 PST

Irreverence/Irreverencie/Respektlosigkeit

THE REVERENDS JESSE JACKSON AND AL SHARPTON..     AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by Crit Chance: 32.11% on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

WoW lol

world of warcraft.
Posted by Crit Chance: 32.11% on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

Jimmy Eat World

One day I saw Jimmy Eat World for free at FSU. Thank you FSU, that is tight.     I think it was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Pics and video soon....
Posted by Crit Chance: 32.11% on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:07:00 PST

I'm Sorry Dimebag

You were tight as fuck.
Posted by Crit Chance: 32.11% on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay Edge

By recent actions taken by members of my community and some arrogant, PUSSY peers, it is to my absolute delight to announce that: I am ashamed that I ever belonged to a group of people who represen...
Posted by Crit Chance: 32.11% on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

He came, he saw, he conceded.

So I came home just in time for John Kerry to give his concession speech. I must say, I was really moved by his demeanor. What he had to say was the right thing. Most everything he said was complete...
Posted by Crit Chance: 32.11% on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST