...oh howie, that one idea you stole from the italians has provided me with a really sweet job that pays the bills AND feeds the addiction. i feel i should thank you. it's the legendary thing to do. ...yep, you've swooned me with your sweet lyrics and smart politics! ...you basically played me in that little movie about a trip to tokyo, and therefore feel we'd probably get along swell. ... easy. everyone loves you! and thus you have attained my deepest, most fragile dream...any tips, ms. winfrey?