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Albie

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I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!



Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55% River (Stowaway) 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Wash (Ship Pilot) 40% A Reaver (Cannibal) 40% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30% Alliance 20% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
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adopt your own virtual pet!How Well Do You know Buffy The Vampore Slayer?
Buffy Maniac!!
You are a real Buffy fan, who cares if the show is over buffy still lives on in all of our hearts and you can watch it on your seven seasons of DVDs!

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Which DISNEY character are you most like?
brought to you by QuizillaWhat Classic Bombshell Are You?
Audrey Hepburn

You are Audrey Hepburn! You are the epitome of class. You are elegant and regal. You love to express yourself in many ways, including dance. You also love helping people.

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You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy. What's Your Religious Philosophy?What Is Your Favorite Movie Type?
Chick Flick

You like any movie with a fairytale ending. Chick flicks are your movie match.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: albie
Birthday: june 8th 1975
Birthplace: Farmingdale NJ
Current Location: Cape Coral FL
Eye Color: brown i think
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: french and english
The Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots
Your Weakness: a woman who will paint themselves green for me
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza hut pan with everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get some goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit! i gotta get to work
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: 2 to 4 am
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin with my ex stepdaughters
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arazona
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no.
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: 3 times a day
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: i like the idea of a wedding, but the chick probly wont let me be in the dress, so probly not.
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes they are Kewl
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: the jingle frisbie
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes :*(
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:' no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, chips ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: never
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: retired
What country would you most like to Visit: austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short
Weight: thin
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 (when I was young and dumb. didn't like it, never did it again)
Number of CDs I own: 10,000
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I have no ambitions. And oh yeah I smell like cucumber melon.
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Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 86%
Your job is a disaster - it's surprising you've lasted this long.
You need to quit if you can, even if you don't have another job lined up.
As far as stressful work situations go, yours is off the scale brutal.
Almost any job would be better than what you've got! Should You Quit Your Job?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
You Are 60% Nerdy
You may be a bit surprised with this score, but your more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd.
Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think. How Nerdy Are You?
Which Sex in the City character are you
Carrie
You are footloose and fancy free Carrie,you have your own unique style which is hippy chiq, you live for your friends and they love you. you dont have a good track record with women but in the end you finally find your Ms. Big. You like to be cuddled and enjoy a cigarette after sex
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Do You Remember Jem?
You Are JEM-tastic!
You are obviously a child of the 80s! Rock on!
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How Well Do you Know F.R.I.E.N.D.S?
F.R.I.E.N.D.S Expert!
You really know your F.R.I.E.N.D.S stuff! You have memorized all the jokes and episodes! You have seen every single episode and continue to watch over and over again!
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how much usless information do you hold?
fountain of all knowledge
my god you are a sponge!! soaking up all that information. johny 5 is alive in you. you have so many people who talk to you insesently about stuff you dont care about and it has all just stuck!
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WHAT CLERKS 2 CHARACTER ARE YOU
RANDELL
YOU KNOW VERY MUCH AND YOU ACT LIKE A KID... GO DRIVE A GO-KART TO HELP YOUR PROBLEMS
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Are you a King of King of Queens?
You are the King!!!
You really know your stuff when it comes to this hit T.V. show!
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Which MALE cartoon character is your sex alter-ego?
Glen Quagmire
You are "horny" sexy. Yep! You are just like Quagmire! You like to be with a different chick each night. That's okay, and everyone likes to let go and be wild every once and a while, but be fair and tell them about all your STDs first.
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Which Futurama character are you?
You are Fry
You're a slacker but you have an underlying sweetness. A lot of people may think you're a loser but you have the few close friends with you that you care about and that's all that matters.
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Which South Park Kid are you most like?
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Eric Cartman
You are an asshole and not very many people like you. You rule.
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what breakfast club character are u?
You are A Basketcase.
You are most like Allison. You have a million secrets, and are a compulsive liar.
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What Broadway Musical Are You?
Chicago
wow dont shoot me *hides* lol awesome!
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Which Corey Feldman Are You?
Bobby Keller
You like to have fun. In fact, you like to have so much fun that you tend to be irresponsible. Try to change, or some old man may make you see the light the hard way.

My Interests

tv, movies, theme parks, A cups, Sandwiches,Music that people skip at parties,

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

i like old music from the 1940s, squirrel nut zippers,big band, pop, 80s, soundtracks, clasical, jazz, showtunes, country, and anything and everything.

Movies:

When Harry Met Sally, Back To The Future, Total Recall, Serenity,Star Trek 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, Casablanca, It's a Wonderfull Life, Groundhog Day, A Christmas Story, Sleepless in Seattle, Planet of the Apes (1968),Anything by Kevin Smith (Love Jersey Girl), the Brat Pack Movies, Any Movie with more then one Cory, Titanic Makes me tear up every time. Chicago,most musicals and many more...

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Television:

all Star Trek, firefly, buffy, angel, stargate, farcape, lost, survivor, wwe, battlestar galacticia, dr who, torchwood, x-files, felicity,good eats, and many more

Books:

it's so hard to read with almost 1000 tv channels now, but i like non-fiction when i do read, just read miss america by howard stern, and gracie a love story by george burns, and tv guide. Im reading shop girl by steve martin now

Heroes:

My dad

My Blog

arm man

I always thought i was a leg man, or a small boob man, but lately i'v been noticing that as more and more chicks shave their arms i'm noticing arms a lot more. I always thought that it was silly that ...
Posted by Albie on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:13:00 PST

WTF!!!!!!!!!! Fathers day.

What the f**k is wrong with my brothers and sisters, I have like 9 of them all together. None of them called my dad 4 fathers day. not a card, gift, or anythig, but they could have at least called.he ...
Posted by Albie on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:46:00 PST

my birthday

Send Cash, No Stamps.
Posted by Albie on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:49:00 PST

Hooverville here I come.

the end is now. so anyhow  my job is cutting back hours, so i have to work a lot harder because there is less help, and they cut my hours, so i make less money, so im working harder to be broke,&...
Posted by Albie on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:31:00 PST

is all good

Life is all good now, went to vegas, it changed my life for the better, turns out the world is real! Freeky hunh? couldn't be happier. well could be a little (wink, wink, nudge, nudge), but not much. ...
Posted by Albie on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

Where I'm at

I think the worst part of life is the built in disappointment.  We are all told we can and will get everything we want or need.  I'm a big fan of romantic movies, I feel happy while I watch ...
Posted by Albie on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:26:00 PST

durka

durka, durka, mohammad jihad....
Posted by Albie on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:32:00 PST

Blog

"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs    Rolls over your neighbor's dog?    What's great for a snack and fits on your back?    It's Blog, Blog, Blog! &...
Posted by Albie on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:38:00 PST