"the more you know, you know, you dont know shit" -ben folds
"Do you know that feeling you get when you are leaning back in a chair and you almost fall but you catch yourself right at the last second? I feel like that all the time." -steven wright
From "No Country for Old Men" Anton Chigur Says: You know what date is on this coin? Gas Station Proprietor Says: No. Anton Chigur Says: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. It's your lucky quarter. Don't put it in your pocket. Gas Station Proprietor Says: Where do you want me to put it? Anton Chigur Says: Anywhere not in your pocket. It'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.
From "Boondock Saints" "what we shall fear more than evil is the indifference of good men"
"im sitting on the toilet writing this song for you cuz thats what i think about the shit you do when i get up im gonna flush it down the drain" -- joe purdy
From "Fight Club" Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? ............................................................ ....................... Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon. Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.