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Oh you think you're so pretty...

Wee Jobby..

About Me

I am 18, I was born in Maidstone in Kent, and moved to Yatton in Bristol because my parents split when I was three. I love my family for the most part anyway, and I love my friends, I love music, comedy and film, and I love genuine people, I love honesty and points of view, I love rude and crude jokes that are actually funny, I love tattoos, I love animals - but theres no way I'm giving up barbeque ribs, and cheeseburgers, I love showers, and I love other peoples babies..not in a weird way, it's just because when your done playing and being all broody, their parents are the ones who have to take it home and feed and change it etc etc etc, I have a love hate relationship with suprises, it depends how I feel when you tell me I have a suprise waiting, infact if you ever have a suprise dont tell me until right before, otherwise you will be inundated with guesses.. I hate liars, ignorance, and suck ups, I hate death slides, you will never get me on one, and yes I have tried it before, it took me 10 minutes to grow the balls to go down it and on the way I had a panic attack so no, hate them, they hate me, and I'm cool with it. I hate my mums neat freak ways - its mentally draining how much she nags. I have a dislike for Chris Tarrant, I don't know why, I really don't, but he irritates the hell out of me, I just can't watch him.. I have no prospects, I doubt myself way to much which frustrates me, I think it's ridiculous that it is rude to ask anyone over 25 how old they are...if you ask a woman who looks in their 30s how old she is exactly, she looks at you like you've just run over her cat, dog and baby with your 4x4, all in one day. I like looking at random people on the street and imagining what their life is like, I am incredibly loyl as a friend and sometimes can be a bit of a push over but I know it, and I think I want to go the chippy tonight for tea.:)

My Interests

Anna exsists of: Fags, Booze (whisky is my favourite if your buying), Coke (a cola) of the cherry kind, pepsi, music of the best kinds, mobile, talking, caring, thinking, writing, singing, laughing ones arse off, Bristol, busses, not judging, comedy, pubs, rubs, words, sounds, utterly pointless quotes that have no rhyme or reason for exsisting, meaning, depth, open, drunken night time/early morning walks, saying ones mind, not holding back, late night walks to aprils hoose, or back to mine? late night TV, big shirts, broken shoes, crap hair, nice left knee, PCOS, wide feet, red cheeks, loud laugh, chapped lips, ice cream, cake, baked beans, toast - with butter and veggemite, Penut-betterwith-butter, scruffy men, scruffy clothes, and always loving you just the way you damn well are...

I'd like to meet:

Billy Connolly is the one man in the world who I would love to meet the most, we could have a cup of tickety boo tea and he could tell me stories of his life, I think he is fascinating and hilarious, and by far one of the most iconic men in comedy. Staying with the scotts I would also love to meet Frankie Boyle as I think he is just hilarous, anything that comes from his chops makes me laugh. others are: Sean Lock, Russel Howard, Jack Black, Jason Rouse, stephen lynch, Ed Byrne, Dylan moran, Bill Bailey, Alan Carr, Justin Lee Collins, Stephen Fry, Ashton Kutcher, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, MARC LAMARR, well pretty much everyone from N.M.T.Buzzcocks. and the usual people who were on "whos line is it anyway" apart from Clive Anderson LOL. ok so when I look back I pretty much just want to meet comic stand ups and the like...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Anna Graves
Birthday: 21/11/89
Birthplace: Maidstone hospital,Kent
Current Location: desk
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: browny weird
Height: around 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Engliiiish
The Shoes You Wore Today: haven't worn any yet
Your Weakness: Jack D, coke and ice.
Your Fears: the thought that when i am old and frale and piss my own pants on a regular basis, no one will care or want to change me, spiders, and the notion that one day I may be pushing a head, the size of a small melon, through my cirvix, and my vagina...knowing the amount of pain that's surely to come of that, and that I watched a birthing video and it just looks all wrong, freaks me the FUCK. OUT.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and tomato/cheesy feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To go a whole week without making a tit of myself.....once
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I haven't used IM in too fucking long, so I wouldn't know
Thoughts First Waking Up: ...either one of three things, 1) Where am I? 2) WTF? Go away. or 3) Sod it I'm not going..
Your Best Physical Feature: my left knee
Your Bedtime: when I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't think I have one
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi usually but I'm open to anything

MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy d's I'm afraid, found something out t'other week, you get two cheeseburgers, get high, then put said (now cold)cheeseburgers in the microwave for around 20- 30 seconds...OMG the taste is like a religious experience or something its fucking unreal! Although Burger king can be pretty awesome sometimes.
Single or Group Dates: .....single...group dates would either be awkward or ud all end up going on a bender..
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ummm i havent tried either yet so I'll take a guess and say lipton..
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, but if its ice cream then vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: WEAK coffee! although i hate both..
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: ...i actually swear way more than i think is ok, its like part of my vocabulary now..it just blurts out and then i feel bad..
Do you Sing: i can just about hold a tune...but i dont think i am a strong singer in the slightest lol...
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: not really, I have cared deeply for people but not IN love.
Do you want to go to College: I havebeen, and may go again one day, but not at the moment.
Do you want to get Married: not sure at the moment.
Do you belive in yourself: ...thats kinda corny...and I think that I can do things if i wanted to, but I can't be bothered most of the time.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no i dnt get motion sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: no..*emo cry*
Are you a Health Freak: ...ahaha...no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, pretty much..
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, i like to watch them from my room..
Do you play an Instrument: nope = (
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only alcohol and weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope = (
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I HAVE ACTUALLY the shop across from the college sells them so i had some..they're really nice!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: that shit makes me erk..
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: HA! no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, i would steal... and then tell everybody i know about it... -_- I mean seriously?
Ever been Drunk: Hell yes
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: well...not quite...but in primary school i had this like..enemy kind of, called scott, and he tried once, and i kept laughing which made him madder :(
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: uummmm....nice, in my sleep or something, but DEFINATLY in my own bed/place!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A FUCKIN ROCK STAR!! nah, I have no idea yet, just ahve a good time and see where it all leads
What country would you most like to Visit: America - weird huh?

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not bothered...
Favourite Hair Color: not bothered
Short or Long Hair: preferably like, longish, or floppy curls, that kind of thing is a real turn on - but really it doesn't make a huge difference
Height: above 5'5
Weight: Honestly don't care. but chunky, not massive, chunky, manly, you know.
Best Clothing Style: not chav - i hate burberry [sp?]
Number of Drugs I have taken: around 5, nothing hardcore or anything
Number of CDs I own: fuck knows
Number of Piercings: Five, tragus, both lobes, top of my ear, and my nose.
Number of Tattoos: I have one tat on my right shoulder, its a purple rose with - infact look in my photos its there..
Number of things in my Past I Regret: right, i have recently decided, that there is no point in regret, all it does is make it harder to sleep at night, just know u did wrong and move on

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Music:

Anything, literally, Basically if I think it's good I will listen to it.

Movies:

i love...so many movies...i cant write them all down as i wud run out of room. but heres some, Cry baby, my all time favourite. Disco Pigs (Callain murphy *drools*) Empire records another all time favourite. Almost famous, also the mini series 'the 60's' I have a small obsession with. 40 year old virgin, Knocked up, Superbad, The Virgin Suicides, Girl interrupted <3 Interview with the vampire <3 click, big daddy, the wedding singer, happy gilmore, Billy Madison, the longest yard, eight crazy nights, (I could go on, adam sandler is pretty awesome) the crow (but only the first one), Clerks 1 + 2, jay and silent bob strike back, mallrats, Dogma, chasing Amy, kevin smiths stuff basically, ace ventura, house of flying daggers, million dollar hotel, donnie darko, rock star, darkness falls (altho it scares the shite out of me), the banger sisters, me without you, vampire hunter D 1 + 2, the hell raiser movies, the phantasm movies, the covernant, swordfish, lord of the rings movies, (including the old cartoon movies) waiting, shallow hal, tenatious D and the pick of destiny, jackass, dirty sanchez, kill bill movies, freedom writers, sister act 1 + 2, Fred Estair movies, the garage days, ghost, trainspotting, full monty, 51st state, GI Jane, striptease, and so many more, but basically I'll give anything a try.kevin smith tribute

Television:

Scrubs!! Skins, The big bang theory, Reaper, ER, greys anatomy, Mock the week, NMTB, QI, Jack Dee live at the apollo, old movies, new movies, family guy, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, gavin and stacey, Inked, simpsons, oh shit loads really...

Books:

Scorpio...yes, I am reading about my star sign at the moment...it tells me all about myself...and moons..and stuff.

Heroes:

Billy Connolly. I just love him.

My Blog

Ok I dont like matt willis

I take it all back...his tunes are shite and he is annoying me now.    
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:47:00 PST

i give up...

i am feeling really shitty today..i just want to hug and kiss everybody but then give them a clean slap square between the eyeballs...and i dont know why...and i know its not PMS...   actually i ...
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

I LIKE MATT WILLIS!

ok..not my usual, but he's hot, and i actually really like his new song..i heard for the first time yesturday and its really catchy and i dunno...i just really like it and have been singing it all day...
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

crime and punishment in suburbia...

the guy in that is so HOT! omg! hes in angel as well..the buffy spin off..*dribbles* omg gorgeous..
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST

FREE SEX!

...doesn't pay...     xD  
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:48:00 PST

people..who are good at being nice people bcoz they r nice..

thanku to all that i love...u know who u all r, as u r all the people who i am ALWAYS nice to..even when u piss me off...ur all great...   i am bored can u tell?   xD...
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:47:00 PST

CARE?

..no..   xD  
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

I FOUND MIIIIDDDIIIIIAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT! NOT LIKE U CARE BUT I FOUND IT DUDES YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!   WHOO WHOO WHOO!   fin..
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST

MIDIAN?! WHERE FOR ART THOU MIDIAN????!!!!

I CANT FIND MIDIAN!!! I HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE!!! EEVEEERRRRYYYWWHHHEEERRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! its my favourite C,O,F album and i cant find it, i have the case and everything but the disk is gone, missi...
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST

HATE is a wonderful thing sometimes

not to sound emo but...     FUCK THE LOT OF U!   ahhhh i feel better now...I'm gonna go slit my wrists for a bit...
Posted by Oh you think you're so pretty... on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:17:00 PST