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The Cat

'Sosban fach yn berwi ar y tân, Sosban fawr yn berwi ar y llawr!'

About Me

I'm James. (But you may call me 'The Cat' .)

This page is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox .

So go get it , you fucktard .

I like playing music too loud , so other people can hear how good it is.

I HATE tequila.

But I Jack Daniels and coke.

When I get too drunk, I switch to Smirnoff Ice, because it's just like drinking lemonade
.

I used to play sports, but now I just can't be arsed.

I miss school.

Even though I'm a 1/4 Russian, Vodka makes me gag .

Also, I am not a Communist.

I once floored a yeti with a single punch.

If you have 1000+ myspace 'friends', you are probably rubbish.

I can't stand bad grammar .

I find girls are usually way too complicated for me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Your mum. Possibly...

Music:

The Cribs
Guillemots
Milburn
Good Shoes
¡Forward Russia!
Tapes 'n Tapes
Wolfmother
Dresden Dolls
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly.
Sigur Ros
Captain Dangerous
The Romance
Fay Wrays
Arctic Monkeys
The Cartels
Bromheads Jacket
The Dresden Dolls
Larrikin Love
The Long Blondes
The Fratellis
Dirty Pretty Things
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
The Who
British Sea Power
The Maccabees
Death Cab For Cutie
The Smiths
Little Man Tate
The Rolling Stones
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
The Boy Least Likely To
Queens Of The Stone Age
The Libertines
OK GO
Be Your Own Pet
The Rumble Strips
The Vennablast
Young Knives
The Holloways
Futureheads
The Test Icicles
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Flaming Lips
Primal Scream
ShitDisco
The Kinks
Dirty Pretty Things
The Go! Team
Clor

Movies:

Delicatessen
Ocean’s Eleven
Black Hawk Down
Trainspotting
Amelie
Gladiator
Groundhog Day
The Matrix
Fight Club
Being John Malkovich
Three Kings
Taxi Driver
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Independence Day
The Shawshank Redemption
Run Lola Run
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Romper Stomper
Goodfellas
Full Metal Jacket
The Breakfast Club
This Is Spinal Tap
The Football Factory
Scarface
Life of Brian
Rocky
The Godfather
A Clockwork Orange

Television:

The Mighty Boosh
The Office
Phoenix Nights
Scrubs
Dirty Sanchez
Spongebob Squarepants
Doctor Who
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Time Trumpet
Extras
Monkey Dust
Catterick

Books:

Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
Crime And Punishment - Tolstoy
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
The Fifth Elephant - Terry Pratchett
Angela's Ashes - Frank McCourt
Filth - Irvine Welsh
Chornicles - Bob Dylan
Join Me - Danny Wallace

Heroes:

Noel Barratt and Julian Fielding
Karl Pilikington

My Blog

I've just got back....

from watching Dirty Sanchez live.Much fun was had,Much sick was seen,And much mindless violence occured.And I got to meet Pritch............LOVE IT.X
Posted by The Cat on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:42:00 PST

My bulletin bitch.

I just got in.Wow.....................Why do some people post so many bulletins? One a day, or even sometimes two is fine, but it gets on my tits that some people can't go for a couple of hours withou...
Posted by The Cat on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:12:00 PST