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Tiffany's Bowl-a-Rama

two labias and a clitoris do not a vagina make

About Me

Heather --
[noun]:

A new position involving a machete

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
If you really want to know...ask...

Nothing?

I thought not.

Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Spider Dog
Your Superpower is Distant Attack
Your Weakness is French People
Your Weapon is Your Toxic Torpedoes
Your Mode of Transportation is Houseboat What's your Superhero Name?

My Interests

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Theatre, Music, Vintage Horror Flicks, Anything Coen Brothers, Bowling, My Newfound Love of Karaoke, Snow, Anything Anti-Florida, Bingo, Tequila, Coffee, Snakes on a Plane, The Daily Show, and just about anything that doesn't suck!

I'd like to meet:


Amy Sedaris...for a kick-ass cupcake.
David Sedaris...to touch the hand that has written pure comedic genius.
Kevin Smith...to ask him who it was that decided Clerks II had any merit whatsoever.
Your Mom...to confirm or discomfirn the 'dropped on your head' theory.

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Music:


Nothing New...

Julie London, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Pat Benetar, Journey, Tenacious D, Portishead, Jump Little Children, Led Zepplin, The Doors, Jonatha Brooke, Tori Amos, The Liars, Anything 80's, Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davis, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, the list goes on...

Theatre Related: Michael John Lachuisa, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Marcy Heisler and Zina Goldrich, Andrew Lippa, Kevin Murphy and Dan Studney, Julia Murney (aka: The Goddess), Lauren Kennedy, Brian D'Arcy James, Ana Gasteyer, Marc Kudisch, Gavin Creel

Movies:

My Current Faves are Cannibal Holocaust (made in the 70's, still banned in over 60 countries), Dead Alive, The Big Lebowski, Blood Simple, Audition, Heavenly Creatures, The Little Mermaid, Snatch, Last House on the Left, Fargo, Carnival of Souls(the original B&W, NOT the wretched remake), Rosemary's Baby, Amadeus, Night of the Living Dead

Television:

Has there been any good tv in the last ten years, please I'd love to know!?!
Okay guilty pleasure, I watch House.

Books:


David Sedaris, and anything he lends his genious to.
I've also gotten onto a philosophy kick, so when I finish Plato's collected works I'll let you know.

Heroes:


Anyone who can live off of what they make, and still enjoy life in the process

My Blog

And They're Off!

Okay so I have enslaved myself to the machine that is MySpace.com Obviously life is sucking and I have nothing better to do but sit on the internet when not at work. If there is anyone out there, plea...
Posted by Tiffany's Bowl-a-Rama on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:59:00 PST