Lighting Lanterns, Parties without cakes, baking cakes, alcoholic beverages, non-alcoholic beverages, hard drugs, picnics and sunshine, church picnics, church functions, bible school, rainbows, perfection, cults, moats, boats, butterflies, praying, polygamy, shadows, gargoyles, ponds, lily pads, HUGE PLASTIC ZOO ANIMALS!, apartments that look like prisons, porch furniture, matching blinds, never leaving
pleasantville, stepford wives, the texas chainsaw massacre
desperate housewives, andy griffith
the dictionary, the bible, mein kampf, penthouse