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“We go there every Wednesday night, and it’s a fun place, but it’s full of loose women. My own problem with that is venereal disease, which is disabilitating right, especially for a soldier. And it’s irresponsible to the rest of your unit as well, right. You’ve been under attack for days, there’s a soldier down, he’s wounded, gangrene’s setting in, ‘who’s used all the penicillin?’ ‘Oh, Mark Paxon sir, he’s got knob rot off some tart.’”-Gareth, The Office

*Obsessive

*Reclusive

*Creative

*Vegetarian

*Bookworm

*Feminist

*Total and complete dork