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emma

About Me

You can call me anything you want, but my name is Emma.
I talk too loud and too much, I can't sing or dance and I know jack shit about music. I'm fuck-off lazy, and messy, and I hate cooking. If I'm not leaving the house, it's unlikely I'll get dressed at all. I am useless when it comes to geography, but chances are I'll correct your grammar, and I apologise for that in advance. So far this year I've broken a clothesline and a vending machine and a plate. But not on purpose.

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Substitute

The Who You think we look pretty good together.You think my shoes are made of leather. But I'm a substitute for another guy,I look pretty tall but my heels are high.The simple things you see are all c...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:48:00 GMT

Mardi Gras Jerks

Mardi Gras.1. Greeted outside Town Hall station by a delightful christian arsehole. He asked"Which would you choose, Jesus or your sin?"I gestured for him to give me a pamphlet and he said, "read it t...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:28:00 GMT

Dream Log 2 (giant woman)

In the streets of Newtown in the presence of Jennier Hawkins. She is sussing out people's outifits, for some tv show or upcoming event or something. A very, very very very tall woman walks past and J...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Dream Log 1 (tiny magpies)

To cut a not so much long, but complicated dream short... My mother got pregnant but instead of having a baby she had several tiny baby magpies. And we had to build nest boxes for them. There was mo...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:04:00 GMT

sensitive

I was thinking that I might fly today Just to disprove all the things that you say. It doesn't take a talent to be mean And words can crush things that are unseen, so Please be careful with me, I...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:09:00 GMT

install

All my lifeI've welcomed painI've made up more excusesTo bring it back again.Now I'm hereAnd I'll drink to the shame,I'll drink to the madnessThat made me this way.   Casey Chambers - A million...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:51:00 GMT

The mix tape of photo blogs pt 3

These are my very favourite photos from the past three years. Some of them are nice photos. Most of them are hilarious. A select few are neither of these, but are simply a fucking good memory. Enjoy! ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:00 GMT

The mix tape of photo blogs pt 2

These are my very favourite photos from the past three years. Some of them are nice photos. Most of them are hilarious. A select few are neither of these, but are simply a fucking good memory. Enjoy! ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:03:00 GMT

The mix tape of photo blogs pt I

These are my very favourite photos from the past three years. Some of them are nice photos. Most of them are hilarious. A select few are neither of these, but are simply a fucking good memory. Enjoy! ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:39:00 GMT