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fluent

Jiggler

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paula Creamer or Natalie Gulbis

Music:

DCFC, BTO, Weakerthans, Coheed&Cambria, New Amsterdams, Get Up Kids, The Arcade Fire, Reset, Greg Macpherson Band, Toby Keith, Dashboard, Postal Service, Killswitch, MosDef, Juliana Theory, Jack Johnson, Talib Kwali, Invisible Scratch Pickles, Bad Astronaut, Chali2na, Brad Paisley, Alexisonfire, GiftofGab, Modest Mouse, Jables & KG, Weezer (blue+green+pinkerton), The Wu, Dire Straights, Lil'John.

Movies:

Anchorman, 40yr Old virgin, Old School, Road Trip, Dumb and Dumber, American Pie 1-3, Milo & Otis, Supertropers, How High, SoulPlane, FreddygotFingered, Of Mice and Men, Shawshank, Van Wilder, Mean Girls, Conf. Teenage Drama Queen, Herbie fully loaded, pretty much anything Lohan.

Television:

Lost, OC, Arrested Development, Gilmour Girls, The Golf Channel, Prision Break, and Trailer Park Boys.

Books:

Lamb-Christopher Moore

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, Kale Stephens, Devun Walsh, the Bungie development team, John K Sampson, Jables, KG, and Nixon.

My Blog

style biters be warned

I invented the fridge pic.
Posted by fluent on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

lightbulb eyes

wakes me up, always counting, makes me laugh, makes  my day, puts me to sleep.
Posted by fluent on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Best New Years Ever......ever.

do I seriously need to wait another 364 days to do that again?  hahahaha, wow.
Posted by fluent on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST

THE CARTOON

THE VICTIMThe Role ModelVIVA Le FRANCE Gedder' done  Tramp Stamp   Spiderman I'll put the others up as they come....
Posted by fluent on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

May Long

So who the fuck were those knife wielding white gangbangers camping behind us? Nigel if you end up reading this, stop and think to yourself....what the fuck were you thinking? leave your "crew" back i...
Posted by fluent on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:14:00 PST

White Jeans & Hammer Pants!!

So I heard this song on the radio today, "More Than Words" sang by some fruity backstreet kinda guy who probabbly wears man-makeup. Anyways the ORIGINAL song was written and preformed by an 80's band ...
Posted by fluent on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:50:00 PST

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Rest For The Wicked

So I went to West-ed shopping on Sunday, and I learned a few things.  I learned that clothing retail outlet store workers now are classed in their own upper echelon, above what the average consum...
Posted by fluent on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:13:00 PST

a polaroid in my mind....

I'm still obsessed with daimonds. Also I've been experienceing an early obsession with golf, its about 2 months premature, so I went to golftown and bought 2 new clubs; a PING G2 3wood (its soooo...
Posted by fluent on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:17:00 PST

back to pirate status

OMFG wtf bto slk adsfuckinL!!! the people I steal my internet bandwidth signal from have returned!!!! I assumed they went on vacation but they were taking a really long time....then I counted the days...
Posted by fluent on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:03:00 PST

The Jasper blog is a little late...

So we went to Jasper, my car will never smell the same again.  We left Sherwood Park @5:33 and arrived at our hotel (The Amythist- sans one window now) at 9:00.  We went to this bar called P...
Posted by fluent on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:16:00 PST