THE PHONYS

into hacking computers, porn, I'm a sneaky creep but so what. My band loves me, hey boys and girls? Ain't worked a day in me life. Con artist, loser, hanger on and stalker hee hee. Have nothing better to do with me time than to stalk people. I run teen porn sites. Who would know it though. I act real nice and so does me band, eh boys? You can fool some of the people most of the time, but you can't fool that one person who knows me story! And you know who you are eh, babe? ROCK AND ROLL! I go crawl into people's lives like the Roach I am, well I live up to me last name, ROACH, and I start writing their music. Can you imagine? I just do it. That's what I do, like a Roach. I just eat up whatever they have hanging around. That's why they call me THE ROACH, eh man? ROCK AND ROLL! I lives up to me name, eh man! ROCK AND ROLL! ROACH forever. One day someone's gonna' step on me and squash me like the BUG I am, eh man, heee heee, ROCK AND ROLL! All they have to do is take a little ride and do it, I mean it don't cost much, and how long could it take? Or they could send someone, hee hee, eh man? ROCK AND ROLL! They could send someone to ROCK AND ROLL WITH THE BAND like I said and Squash us like our song The ROACH BUGS. You know, how we sing it in the song. SQUASH US, LIKE THE ROACHES, SQUASH US, LIKE THE ROACHES, COME ON AND STEP ON US AND SQUASH US LIKE THE ROACHES THAT WE IS NOW, ROCK AND ROACHES!