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Hyde

If you can't be at least mildly interesting,then shut the hell up!

About Me

Hello,I'm Jason.At first,it might seem like my anti-social behaivor clashes with my having a myspace,so allow me to explain.Contrary to popular belief,I don't "hate everyone".I hate liars.I hate close-mindedness.I hate rudeness.I hate people that settle. I hate stupidity.I hate people that judge.But I do love to meet new people,and I'm interested in getting to know them.Which is why I seem so bitter and hateful,because I so want to meet new people,but most of them are the negative things I just described,which only frustrates me more.But yet I still try,so here I am.So "about me",huh?Well,I'm pale,short,and I don't drive,get over it.I've had a rough go in life,but I'm over it,and putting the past behind me.I'm constantly changing my apperance and personality,so the "me" you meet one month might not be the same guy you meet in a month.I'm obseessed with learning and trying new things.I can't stand to sit around the house.I use British slang for some reason.I constantly need to be stimulated.I have no family,and few friends,by choice.I wonder how it's all going to end.When I love you,I do so unconditionally and without judgement,and will always be there for you;when I hate you,I will spend an unhealthy amount of time plotting your undoing,and go after your weaknessess.Gee,aren't you dying to talk to me....

My Interests

Comic books, music, wrestling, drawing, reading, writing, playing the guitar, quantum mechanics (yes,seriously), history, philoshophy, meditation, chess

I'd like to meet:

Lately,I've grown tired of "dating" in the sense of going out with people just to see their faults reveal themselves one by one.So now I don't want a "girlfriend",I want an equal,someone similar enough to me that we have a connection,but different enough so we find each other interesting.Someone interesting.Someone who can have a profound effect on my life,and make me question myself.Someone funny,clever,and for God's sake,intellegent.Not "book smart",but someone imaginative,creative,and original. You are 100%as great as Jason!

Holy crap!You are creepily close to the greatness that is Jason,or somehow,you are Jason himself!!What trickery is this?How glorious for you,you have touched the heavens and not been burned.You are perfection,and your life now has meaning.

How great are you compared to Jason?
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Music:

Blue oyster cult, John Lennon, Blondie, The Cure, Guns and Roses, Live, Garbage, Notorious B.I.G, Linkin Park, Smile Empty Soul, Evanesence, First Strike, Stone Sour, Mudvayne, Sarah McLachin, Staind, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, Sevendust, Eminem, Tantric, The Offspring, Green Day, Lacuna Coil, Revelation Theory, Three Days Grace, Ill Nino, H.I.M., CKY, Seether, White Zombie, Disturbed, Blink 182, Sex Pistols, Delerium, Orgy, Saliva, Filter, Stabbing Westward, Eve 6, Depeche Mode, Marilyn Manson, Dope

Movies:

RoboCop, Halloween, The Toxic Avenger, Silence of the Lambs, The Crow, How the Grinch Stole Christmas(cartoon), The Godfather I&II, Forrest Gump, Taxi Driver, Scarface, American Psycho, X-men and X2, Spider-man1 and 2, Batman Begins, Fight Club, Old School, V for Vendetta Friday the 13th movies, Freddy vs. Jason, Saw, Seven, Sin City, The Incredibles, Shaun of the Dead, The Machinist, Waiting, Casino Royale

Television:

I HATE REALITY T.V.!! Besides that, WWE, The Shield, Oz Married,with Children, Famiy Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Star Trek:TNG, House M.D., Seinfeld, Chapelle's show, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, A Haunting, Twilight Zone, Justice League, Batman TAS, Heroes, History Channel

Books:

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Dr.Jekell and Mr.Hyde, Catcher in the Rye, Flowers for Algernon, The Count of Monte Cristo, To Be the Man, Watchmen, Hannibal, The Art of War

My Blog

I Hate...?

    I hate you.Yes,you.Not hate based on a previous insult or altercation.Not hate based on a wrong done to me by you.I...hate...YOU.I hate everything you are,everything you do,everythi...
Posted by Hyde on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

Attention Ladies,important message!

Let me start by saying that this blog is not toward any of the females on my friend list,or any I know personally.However,the message might be helpful to any of you ladies seeking an insight into men'...
Posted by Hyde on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

The End is Near......

Everyone reaches a point in their life when they know things are coming to an end.Not necessarily their life,although that can be true as well,but when the current course they have taken in life is re...
Posted by Hyde on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

I've discovered immortality!

I've explained this theory to a number of people,which has led to the phrases,"You're fucking crazy",or "Your sick,you freak".Those claims might be true,but it doesn't make my plans any less awesome a...
Posted by Hyde on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

Solomon Grundy

Solomon Grundy,born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Took ill on Thursday, Got worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Was buried on Sunday, That was the end of Solomon Grundy. &nb...
Posted by Hyde on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

Cryptic insight into my mind.......

I sleep in an underground crypt with snakes,mice,and spiders.I dream of feeling,caring,and being human.I've killed the person I was,I'm the ghost of my previous self.I'm haunted by glimpses of who I w...
Posted by Hyde on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

Nietzsche quotes

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. In heaven, all the interesting people are missing. Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders? That which does not ...
Posted by Hyde on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:17:00 PST

Madness

MadnessĀ© By Jacob R. AllenMadness is a bitter mercyBut a mercy nonethelessFor madness is but an escapeFrom the earthly burdens that bind usA key to the shackles of sanityAnd a spear through the heart ...
Posted by Hyde on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

Define your life

I've been thinking recently about how we define our lives.How we determine if we are successes or failures in the world.From what I've seen,most people base it on possesions or money.Do you have a nic...
Posted by Hyde on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

"The Average Man"

"LADIES and GENTLEMEN!You've READ about it in NEWSPAPERS!Now,SHUDDER as you observe,BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES,that most RARE and TRAGIC of NATURE'S MISTAKES!I give you...THE AVERAGE MAN!" "Physically unre...
Posted by Hyde on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST