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Patrick

I forgot my mantra.

About Me

On the afternoon of Sunday, September 4th, 1983, John O'Riley drove his wife Kathleen O'Riley to Los Robles Hospital and Medical Center in Thousand Oaks, California where she went into labor a mere 24 hours before the 101st anniversary of the observance of Labor Day. The result, at 1:31pm, was Patrick Thomas O'Riley. I'm not sure how much I weighed at the time but I must have been beautiful. Then, in 1995, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table in the living room of our Camarillo, California home and it hurt so bad I almost passed out. Which brings us to today, when I wrote this.
I work a lot during the week right now but if anyone needs a writer, director, assistant director, assistant editor, editor, boom mic operator, script supervisor, video assist, set designer, film runner, grip, lighting, production assistant, voice actor, extra, or terrible live action actor, I work free of charge Saturdays after 6am and Sundays before 7pm... unless you insist on paying me.
here's a good cross-section of my musical tastes

My Interests

pics from the fridge set

pics from sky high

pics from cannes 2004

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansson, Bill Murray, Spike Jonze, Charlie Kaufman, Will Forte, Tina Fey, Johnny Depp, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Mary-Louise Parker, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, John Waters, Takeshi Kitano, Sofia Coppola, Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Ivan Reitman, David Herman, Eli Roth, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Mickey Rourke, Elliot Gould, Mark Ruffalo, Bob Hoskins, Sarah Silverman, Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, John C McGuinnley, John C Reilly, Doug Benson, Jenna Fischer, Chiaki Kuriyama, Mindy Kaling, B.J. Novak, Jon Brion, Mark Mothersbaugh, Jason Schwartzman, Former President Bill Clinton, Ed Helms, Jon Stewart, Stephen T Colbert, Chris Cornell, Gary Cole, Alan Arkin, Danny Elfman, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, Paul Thomas Anderson, Romany Malco, Judd Appatow, Vince Vaughn, Jon Favrau, Jeremy Piven, Bob Sagat, Christopher Walken, Kurt Russel, John Carpenter, Steve Carell, Peter Dinklage, Elizabeth Banks, Sascha Baron Cohen, Parker Posey, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, John Turturro, Jeff Bridges, Steve Buscemi, Chloe Sevigni, Harmony Korine, Vincent Gallo, R. Lee Ermey, M. Emmet Walsh, Sam Elliot, Jeff Goldblum, Bruce Campbell, Bobcat Goldthwait, Malcom McDowell, Crispin Glover, Dr. Drew Pinski, Danny Trejo.

...and have met...

James Hong, Adam McCay, Seth Rogen, David Carradine, Mike Madsen, Lawrence Bender, Garry Shandling, Lily Tomlin, Ernie Hudson, Tim Roth, Luke Barats, Joe Bereta, Tom Green, Glenn Humplik, Robert Loggia, Zach Galifinakis, Tom Kenny, Macauly Culkin, Dave Eggers.

...and more folks like these...

mike madsen and dave carradine
john linnell and john flansburgh

tom green and glenn humplik
eric wareheim and tim heidecker not necessarily in sets of two, but that seems to be the pattern....oh, and these lovely ladies...

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Danny Elfman, Jon Brion, Chris Cornell, Mark Mothersbaugh, Soul Coughing, Moxy Fruvous, Martin Broder, The Deli Dudes, Tally Hall.

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin (2005), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Crash (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hostel (2005), Sin City (2005), War of the Worlds (2005), 50 First Dates (2004), Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy (2004), Before Sunset (2004), Closer (2004), Club Dread (2004), Criminal (2004), Cube 3: Cube Zero (2004), Dawn of the Dead (2004), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), Eulogy (2004), EuroTrip (2004), Garden State (2004), House of Flying Daggers (2004), I Heart Huckabees (2004), The Incredibles (2004), Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004), Kung Fu Hustle (2004), The Life Aquatic: With Steve Zissou(2004), The Machinist (2004), Napoleon Dynamite (2004), Notre Musique (2004), Saved! (2004), Shaun of the Dead (2004), Sideways (2004), Spider-Man 2 (2004), The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (2004), Team America: World Police (2004), The United States of Leland(2004), A Very Long Engagement (2004), Wake Up, Ron Burgandy (2004), We Don't Live Here Anymore (2004), 2 Days (2003), 21 Grams (2003), American Splendor (2003), Big Fish (2003), Bright Future (2003), Coffee and Cigarettes (2003), The Cooler (2003), Danny Deckchair (2003), A Decade Under the Influence (2003), Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003), Dogville (2003), The Dreamers (2003), Elephant (2003), Elf (2003), Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns (2003), Identity (2003), Ju-On: The Grudge (2003), Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003), Kracker Jack'd (2003), Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003), Lost In Translation (2003), Mayor of the Sunset Strip (2003), My Life Without Me (2003), Mystic River (2003), Old School (2003), Oldboy (2003), Owning Mahowny (2003), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), School of Rock (2003), The Singing Detective(2003), Station Agent (2003), The Triplets of Belleville (2003), Willard (2003), Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman (2003), 24 Hour Party People (2002), 28 Days Later... (2002), About Schmidt (2002), Adaptation. (2002), Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002), The Brotherhood of the Wolf (2002), Bubba Ho-Tep (2002), Cabin Fever (2002), City of God (2002), Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002), Cube 2: Hypercube (2002), Death to Smoochy (2002), Devil's Playground (2002), Dirty Pretty Things (2002), Equilibrium (2002), An Evening With Kevin Smith (2002), Frida (2002), The Good Girl (2002), Hable Con Ella (2002), Hero (2002), How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog (2002), Human Nature (2002), Ichi the Killer (2002), Igby Goes Down (2002), In America (2002), Infernal Affairs (2002), Irreversible (2002), Jackass: The Movie (2002), The Kid Stays in the Picture (2002), Kung Pow!: Enter the Fist (2002), Love Liza (2002), Max (2002), Men in Black II (2002), National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002), One Hour Photo (2002), Orange County (2002), Pumpkin (2002), Punch-Drunk Love (2002), Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002), Respiro (2002), Roger Dodger (2002), Salton Sea (2002), Spider-Man (2002), Spun (2002), Stealing Harvard (2002), Storytelling (2002), Suicide Club (2002), Amelie (2001), The Anniversary Party (2001), Apocalypse Now (2001), Audition (2001), Blow (2001), Bully (2001), Cheats (2001), CQ (2001), The Day Reagan Was Shot (2001), Donnie Darko (2001), Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001), Freddy Got Fingered (2001), Fulltime Killer (2001), Haiku Tunnel (2001), Home Movie (2001), In The Bedroom (2001), The Independent (2001), Jason X (2001), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Jeepers Creepers (2001), Joe Dirt (2001),The Man Who Wasn't There (2001), Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001), The The Princess and The Warrior (2001), Rivers and Tides (2001), The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), Saving Silverman (2001), Session 9 (2001), Sex and Lucia (2001), Shallow Hal (2001), Shaolin Soccer (2001), The Son's Room (2001), Spirited Away (2001), Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures (2001), Super Troopers (2001), Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001), Vanilla Sky (2001), Waking Life (2001), Winged Migration (2001), Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001), Almost Famous (2000), American Psycho (2000), Amores Perros (2000), Battle Royale (2000), Bedazzled (2000), Before Night Falls (2000), Cecil B. Demented (2000), Chuck & Buck (2000), Dancer in the Dark (2000), Final Destination (2000), Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai (2000), Ghost World (2000), Godzilla 2000 (2000), High Fidelity (2000), Julien Donkey-Boy (2000), Keep the River on Your Right (2000), The King is Alive (2000), Memento (2000), O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000), October Sky (2000), Red Planet (2000), Reindeer Games (2000), Requiem for a Dream (2000), Romeo Must Die (2000), Sexy Beast (2000), Shadow of the Vampire (2000), Shaft (2000), Shanghai Noon (2000), Small Time Crooks (2000), Snatch (2000), The Tao of Steve (2000), U-571 (2000), Unbreakable (2000), The Way of the Gun (2000), Wonder Boys (2000), X-Men (2000), 200 Cigarettes (1999), All About My Mother (1999), American Beauty (1999), American Movie (1999), American Pie (1999), Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), Being John Malkovich (1999), Big Daddy (1999), The Boondock Saints (1999), Bowfinger (1999), Breakfast of Champions (1999), Cradle Will Rock (1999), Deep Blue Sea (1999), Detroit Rock City (1999), Dogma (1999), Election (1999), eXistenZ (1999), Eyes Wide Shut (1999), Fight Club (1999), Galaxy Quest (1999), Go (1999), Great Teacher Onizuka (1999), The Haunting (1999), House on Haunted Hill (1999), Idle Hands (1999), Inspector Gadget (1999), Jesus' Son (1999), Leprechaun 5 - In The Hood (1999), Magnolia (1999), Man on the Moon (1999), The Matrix (1999), Mifune (1999), Mystery Men (1999), New Waterford Girl (1999), Office Space (1999), Run Lola Run (1999), The Sixth Sense (1999), Sleepy Hollow (1999), South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999), Stir of Echoes (1999), Sweet and Lowdown (1999), Three Kings (1999), Three to Tango (1999), Titus (1999), Toy Story 2 (1999), The Virgin Suicides (1999), American History X (1998), Baseketball (1998), The Big Lebowski (1998), Bulworth (1998), The Celebration (1998), Clay Pigeons (1998), Dark City (1998), Dirty Work (1998), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998), Following (1998), Godzilla (1998), Half Baked (1998), Happiness (1998), Henry Fool (1998), Hurlyburly (1998), I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998), Jack Frost (1998), Kissing a Fool (1998), Lethal Weapon 4 (1998), Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998), Lost In Space (1998), Meet Joe Black (1998), A Night at the Roxbury (1998), Permanent Midnight (1998), Phantoms (1998), Pleasantville (1998), Psycho (1998), The Red Violin (1998), Ringu (1998), Rounders (1998), Rushmore (1998), Saving Private Ryan (1998), Small Soldiers (1998), Sphere (1998), Suicide Kings (1998), There's Something About Mary (1998), The Truman Show (1998), Very Bad Things (1998), The Waterboy (1998), The Wedding Singer (1998), Zero Effect (1998), Alien Resurrection (1997), As Good as It Gets (1997), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), Bean (1997), Boogie Nights (1997), Buffalo '66 (1997), Chasing Amy (1997), Con Air (1997), Conspiracy Theory (1997), Contact (1997), Donnie Brasco (1997), The Fifth Element (1997), Grosse Pointe Blank (1997), Gummo (1997), Hard Eight (1997), Jackie Brown (1997), Liar Liar (1997), A Life Less Ordinary (1997), The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997), Men in Black (1997), Nothing to Lose (1997), Open Your Eyes (1997), Pi (1997), Princess Mononoke (1997), Private Parts (1997), The Rainmaker (1997), Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997), Starship Troopers (1997), Tomorrow Never Dies (1997), Vegas Vacation (1997), Wag the Dog (1997), Waiting for Guffman (1997), 2 Days in the Valley (1996), Andersonville (1996), Beverly Hills Ninja (1996), Bottle Rocket (1996), Bulletproof (1996), The Cable Guy (1996), Dead Man (1996), Eraser (1996), Escape From L.A. (1996), Fargo (1996), Flirting with Disaster (1996), The Frighteners (1996), From Dusk Til' Dawn (1996), Happy Gilmore (1996), High School High (1996), Independence Day (1996), Jack (1996), Kingpin (1996), Leprechaun 4 - In Space (1996), Mars Attacks! (1996), Mission: Impossible (1996), Multiplicity (1996), The People Vs. Larry Flynt (1996), Phenomenon (1996), Schizopolis (1996), Scream (1996), Sling Blade (1996), The Stupids (1996), Swingers (1996), That Thing You Do! (1996), A Time to Kill (1996), Trees Lounge (1996), Twister (1996), 12 Monkeys (1995), Apollo 13 (1995), The Basketball Diaries (1995), Before Sunrise (1995), Billy Madison (1995), Brady Bunch Movie (1995), Casino (1995), Casper (1995), The City of Lost Children (1995), Clueless (1995), Desperado (1995), Devil in a Blue Dress (1995), Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995), Empire Records (1995), Four Rooms (1995), Get Shorty (1995), Goldeneye (1995), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Jumanji (1995), Kids (1995), Leprechaun 3 (1995), Mallrats (1995), Man of the House (1995), Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Mortal Kombat (1995), Mr. Hollan's Opus (1995), Outbreak (1995), Safe (1995), Seven (1995), Tommy Boy (1995), Toy Story (1995), Trainspotting (1995), The Usual Suspects (1995), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Airheads (1994), Canadian Bacon (1994), Chungking Express (1994), City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994), Clean Slate (1994), Clerks (1994), Dumb and Dumber (1994), Ed Wood (1994), The Flintstones (1994), Forrest Gump (1994), The Hudsucker Proxy (1994), It Could Happen to You (1994), Killing Zoe (1994), Legends of the Fall (1994), The Lion King (1994), The Mask (1994), Milk Money (1994), Natural Born Killers (1994), PCU (1994), Pulp Fiction (1994), The Quick and the Dead (1994), Quiz Show (1994), The Ref (1994), Renaissance Man (1994), Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994), The River Wild (1994), The Road to Wellville (1994), Serial Mom (1994), The Shawshank Redemption (1994), Speed (1994), Trois Couleurs: Bialy (1994), Trois Couleurs: Rouge (1994), True Lies (1994), Army of Darkness (1993), Benny & Joon (1993), Blood In, Blood Out (1993), A Bronx Tale (1993), Cabin Boy (1993), Coneheads (1993), Cool Runnings (1993), Dazed and Confused (1993), Falling Down (1993), Farewell, My Concubine (1993), The Fugitive (1993), Groundhog Day (1993), Heart and Souls (1993), Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993), Jurassic Park (1993), Last Action Hero (1993), Leprechaun 2 (1993), Man Bites Dog (1993), Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), Reality Bites (1993), The Sandlot (1993), Schindler's List (1993), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Super Mario Bros. (1993), The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993), Tombstone (1993), Trois Couleurs: Bleu (1993), True Romance (1993), Wayne's World 2 (1993), Weekend at Bernie's II (1993), What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), Aladdin (1992), Alive (1992), Batman Returns (1992), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Cool World (1992), Death Becomes Her (1992), El Mariachi (1992), Glengarry Glen Ross (1992), Hard Boiled (1992), Hero (1992), A League of Their Own (1992), Leprechaun (1992), Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992), My Cousin Vinny (1992), The Player (1992), Reservoir Dogs (1992), Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992), A River Runs Through It (1992), Scent of a Woman (1992), Toys (1992), Unforgiven (1992), Wayne's World (1992), The Addams Family (1991), Barton Fink (1991), Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991), Child's Play 2 (1991), City Slickers (1991), Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991), Drop Dead Fred (1991), Fisher King (1991), Hook (1991), Hot Shots! (1991), Hudson Hawk (1991), King Ralph (1991), L.A. Story (1991), My Girl (1991), The Naked Gun 2 1/2 - The Smell of Fear (1991), Nothing But Trouble (1991), The People Under the Stairs (1991), Raise the Red Lantern (1991), The Rocketeer (1991), The Silence of the Lambs (1991), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 - The Secret of the Ooze (1991), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Thelma & Louise (1991), What About Bob? (1991), Arachnophobia (1990), Awakenings (1990), Bird on a Wire (1990), Darkman (1990), Dick Tracy (1990), Edward Scissorhands (1990), Flatliners (1990), Goodfellas (1990), Gremlins 2 - The New Batch (1990), The Grifters (1990), It (1990), Jacob's Ladder (1990), Joe Versus the Volcano (1990), Kindergarten Cop (1990), Men at Work (1990), Miller's Crossing (1990), My Blue Heaven (1990), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Movie (1990), Total Recall (1990), Wild at Heart (1990), The Abyss (1989), Batman (1989), Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), Born on the Fourth of July (1989), The Burbs (1989), Cinema Paradiso (1989), Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989), Do The Right Thing (1989), Drugstore Cowboy (1989), Earth Girls Are Easy (1989), Ghostbusters 2 (1989), Heathers (1989), Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989), The Little Mermaid (1989), Little Monsters (1989), National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989), New York Stories (1989), Say Anything (1989), sex, lies, and videotape (1989), Tapeheads (1989), Tremors (1989), Turner & Hooch (1989), UHF (1989), Uncle Buck (1989), Weekend at Bernie's (1989), The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988), Beetlejuice (1988), Big (1988), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), Dead Ringers (1988), Die Hard (1988), A Fish Called Wanda (1988), Great Outdoors (1988), Hairspray (1988), Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988), My Stepmother Is An Alien (1988), The Naked Gun (1988), Rain Man (1988), Scrooged (1988), Short Circuit 2 (1988), Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988), Willow (1988), Amazon Women on the Moon (1987), Barfly (1987), Blind Date (1987), City on Fire (1987), Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987), Full Metal Jacket (1987), The Gate (1987), Good Morning, Vietnam (1987), Innerspace (1987), Mannequin (1987), Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987), Predator (1987), The Princess Bride (1987), Raising Arizona (1987), Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987), Robocop (1987), Roxanne (1987), The Running Man (1987), Throw Momma from the Train (1987), The Untouchables (1987), The Witches of Eastwick (1987), Aliens (1986), Big Trouble in Little China (1986), Blue Velvet (1986), The Color of Money (1986), Down by Law (1986), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986), Flight of the Navigator (1986), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), The Money Pit (1986), One Crazy Summer (1986), Peggy Sue Got Married (1986), Platoon (1986), Raw Deal (1986), Short Circuit (1986), Stand by Me (1986), Three Amigos! (1986), After Hours (1985), Better Off Dead (1985), Brazil (1985), The Breakfast Club (1985), Brewster's Millions (1985), Clue (1985), Commando (1985), Day of the Dead (1985), Explorers (1985), Fletch (1985), The Goonies (1985), The Man with One Red Shoe (1985), My Life as a Dog (1985), National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985), Once Bitten (1985), Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985), Real Genius (1985), Re-Animator (1985), Return to Oz (1985), Silverado (1985), Spies Like Us (1985), The Sure Thing (1985), Transylvania 6-5000 (1985), A Zed & Two Noughts (1985), 2010: The Year We Make Contact (1984), Beverly Hills Cop (1984), Blood Simple (1984), Conan the Destroyer (1984), Frankenweenie (1984), Ghostbusters (1984), Gremlins (1984), Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), Johnny Dangerously (1984), The Killing Fields (1984), The NeverEnding Story (1984), Repo Man (1984), Revenge of the Nerds (1984), Sixteen Candles (1984), The Terminator (1984), This Is Spinal Tap (1984), Top Secret! (1984), The Big Chill (1983), Christine (1983), A Christmas Story (1983), Jaws 3-D (1983), The King of Comedy (1983), Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983), National Lampoon's Vacation (1983), Porky's II: The Next Day (1983), The Right Stuff (1983), Risky Business (1983), Scarface (1983), Still Smokin' (1983), Stranger Than Paradise (1983), Superman III (1983), Trading Places (1983), Videodrome (1983), WarGames (1983), Airplane II: The Sequel (1982), Blade Runner (1982), The Border (1982), Conan the Barbarian (1982), Creepshow (1982), The Dark Crystal (1982), Diner (1982), Duel to the Death (1982), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), Fall Guy (1982), Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Ghandhi (1982), Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982), Poltergeist (1982), The Thing (1982), Time Bandits (1982), Tootsie (1982), Tron (1982), An American Werewolf in London (1981), Arthur (1981), Das Boot (1981), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), History of the World: Part 1 (1981), Polyester (1981), Porky's (1981), Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), The Road Warrior (1981), Scanners (1981), Stripes (1981), Airplane! (1980), Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1980), The Blues Brothers (1980), Caddyshack (1980), The Elephant Man (1980), Friday the 13th Part 1 (1980), Ordinary People (1980), Popeye (1980), Raging Bull (1980), The Shining (1980), Stardust Memories (1980), Where the Buffalo Roam (1980), 1941 (1979), Alien (1979), Apocalypse Now (1979), Being There (1979), The Evil Dead (1979), Kramer vs. Kramer (1979), Manhattan (1979), The Marriage of Maria Braun (1979), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Capricorn One (1978), Dawn of the Dead (1978), The Deer Hunter (1978), Foul Play (1978), Grease (1978), Interiors (1978), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), National Lampoon's Animal House (1978), Superman: The Movie (1978), Annie Hall (1977), Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), Pete's Dragon (1977), Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law (1977), That Obscure Object of Desire (1977), All the President's Men (1976), Bad News Bears (1976), Marathon Man (1976), Network (1976), Taxi Driver (1976), Barry Lyndon (1975), The Bullet Train (1975), The Day of the Locust (1975), Death Race (2000), (1975), Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Jaws (1975), Love and Death (1975), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975), One-Armed Boxer vs. The Flying Guillotine (1975), The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), Tommy (1975), Blazing Saddles (1974), Chinatown (1974), The Conversation, (1974), The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), The Texas Chainsaw Massacree (1974), Young Frankenstein (1974), Badlands (1973), The Long Goodbye (1973), Mean Streets (1973), Papillon (1973), Serpico (1973), Sisters (1973), Sleeper (1973), The Sting (1973), The Wicker Man (1973), The Candidate (1972), Deliverance (1972), The Godfather (1972), Last Tango in Paris (1972), Pink Flamingos (1972), Bananas (1971), Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971), A Clockwork Orange (1971), Dirty Harry (1971), Duel (1971), The Hospital (1971), The Last Picture Show (1971), Straw Dogs (1971), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970), Catch 22 (1970), Five Easy Pieces (1970), Joe (1970), Love Story (1970), MASH (1970), Patton (1970), Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969), Easy Rider (1969), Midnight Cowboy (1969), Take the Money and Run (1969), The Wild Bunch (1969), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Bullitt (1968), Night of the Living Dead (1968), Rosemary's Baby (1968), Targets (1968), Belle De Jour (1967), Casino Royale (1967), Cool Hand Luke (1967), The Graduate (1967), The Jungle Book (1967), You Only Live Twice (1967), Alfie (1966), Batman: The Movie (1966), The Endless Summer (1966), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966), Sword of Doom (1966), Alphaville (1965), Band of Outsiders (1964), Contempt (1964), Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), A Fistful of Dollars (1964), Goldfinger (1964), 8 1/2 (1963), Dr. No (1963), The Great Escape (1963), It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963), Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Jules and Jim (1962), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), Lolita (1962), Manchurian Candidate (1962), My Life to Live (1962), Pressure Point (1962), 101 Dalmatians (1961), Yojimbo (1961), Le Dolce Vita (1960), Spartacus (1960), Breathless (1959), North by Northwest (1959), Run Silent, Run Deep (1958), Touch of Evil (1958), The Bridge Over the River Kwai (1957), Paths of Glory (1957), Lady and the Tramp (1955), Rebel Without a Cause (1955), 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954), Seven Samurai (1954), Peter Pan (1953), Wages of Fear (1953), Singin' in the Rain (1952), Strangers on a Train (1951), Harvey (1950), Rashomon (1950), Sunset Boulevard (1950), The Third Man (1949), Casablanca (1942), Citizen Kane (1941), Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939), Of Mice and Men (1939), Reefer Madness (1937), The 39 Steps (1935), Freaks (1932). - [Last Updated 09/28/05]

Television:

Tom Goes to the Mayor, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Cartoon Planet, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021 (pre-Shanks), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, 12oz Mouse, Family Guy (Seasons 1-3), Simpsons (Seasons 5-12), Futurama, In Living Color, SNL (Seasons 1-23,25,28), Arrested Development, Clone High, Weeds, Entourage, The Office, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Dexter, House, Heroes, Studio 60: On the Sunset Strip, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Assy McGee, Venture Bros., Beauty and the Geek, The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Acceptable.tv

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, You Shall Know Our Velocity.

Heroes:

Charlie, Donald, and Andy Kaufman

My Blog

seriously?

here is what i think maybe happened. last night, i thought i didn't go to sleep, but maybe i did and today was a dream. it had many dream like qualities. firstly, i have been very dizzy and cannot foc...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST

i'm quasi-famous again

check it out, imdb accepted my daily poll suggestion, only they abbreviated patbasturd as Pat B. ...and my favorite is in the lead, try voting for phil conners before midnight tonight here ...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:00:00 PST

see "blades of glory" when it comes out

last night, mikey and i convened at the galleria for a screening of the latest will ferrell release "blades of glory," which tells the story of two mens singles division skaters, will ferrell and jon ...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

see "knocked up" when it comes out

thursday night i went to an early screener of  Judd Apatow's "knocked up" starring Seth Rogan, from 40-year-old virgin. for those of you blasphemers who don't recognize Apatow's name, h...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST

i'm not a religous man...

but if i were, this is where i would come to worship. a circuit city, remodeled into a church. this is where i would like my funeral to take place. from what i hear, their services are state of the a...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:43:00 PST

blog entries

i refuse to have more than one blog. http://www.xanga.com/ludovico
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST