.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..Walking (been doing that for 22 years now), talking (21 years and counting), and chewing gum (no idea how long).
I find the combination of the three to be the most extreme of the extreme sports. Movies, movies, MOVIES. Get the point? Music rules all else. I have too many DVD's and not enough time to watch them. I like walking my dog and cooking...regular people food, not my dog (but i do make a mean bowl of dog food).
Lemme know if there is anything else you think I should like.and i like to travel
I'd like to meet:
this fine ass lady
.. width="425" height="350" ..I don't know. I can tell you who I don't want to meet. that bastard Tom. The balls on this guy. Just cuz he's the admin he thinks he's automatically got the right to call himself my friend? I don't even know you! it would be nice if i could find somebody who won't constantly ask me why i refuse to eat red meat or try and sneak some into my food. i may not know exactly why i stopped, but its been so long that your nagging isn't gonna make me suddenly want a steak. i think at some point in my life i would like to date a woman named yoko and stop hanging out with my close friends. with luck i can get into a fight and hear someone shout "we fine until yoko came along!"
also, people who dont just say YOU here. that was kinda funny for the first lazy profile i came across. now its just stupid. if you don't have anything to say leave it blank or just write a whole lotta nothing. you can see i took the second option. also, people who don't take stupid little pictures and for no reason call it "so emo." finally (i hope) you should just know that women named danielle and shana are gonna be tough sells. ya ya, a rose by any other name...but its just weird.
anybody who can lampoon themselves on futurama. i can strike al gore from my list. not that i wouldn't want to meet him. i can't wait until i do again. have you ever walked to a printer at work and thought, who is that guy and why does he look like a fat al gore? you try losing (technically) the presidential election and see if you don't find solice at the bottom of a tub of phish food.
mr. buttersworth. this guy not only had the guts to legally marry a bottle of syrup, but he gave it his damn name. the balls on this guy must be the size of a relatively new fiat. you sir, are a true american hero.
not mimes. i don't know why, but i just don't like them...and really, i shouldn't have anything against them as a people. are they a people? an organization? a series of artisans? if anything, they should be admired. not worshiped, but possibly admired. they are doing something they love, that i suppose can be considered an artform (not an olympic sport you guys, baby steps) but kinda artsy. what's more, they do it in a hositle land despite everyone's misgivings and well aimed bottles because they love it and hope that it could brighten the day of .4% of the population. they put their necks on the line, throw caution to the wind, and trap themselves in a fake box. god they're annoying. you know what. i take it back. death to the mimes.
Music:
Lets see how this would look alphabetically...aqualung, artic monkeys, audioslave, barenaked ladies, basement jaxx, beastie boys, billy idol, bloc party, blues traveler, bright eyes, calexico, cat stevens, chk chk chk, coldplay, dave matthews band, death cab for cutie, death in vegas, devandra banhart, dmx, dntel, eagles of death metal, eels, elbow, eminem, franz ferdinand, frou frou, george thorogood, green day, handsome boy modeling school, ike reilly assasination, interpol, jack johnson, jem, jimmy eat world, john mayer, kasabian, lambchop, lcd soundsystem, linkin park, luna, metric, modest mouse, mogwai, moltov, motion city soundtrack, nick cave, papas fritas, peaches, placebo, portishead, powder finger, prodigy, queens of the stoneage, rage against the machine, ray lamontagne, red hot chilli peppers, rob d, robbie williams, scissor sisters, social distortion, sons and daughters, soul coughing, soundtracks, spoon, starsailor, stuntrock, system of a down, tenacious d, the 5-6-7-8's, the arcade fire, the beatles, the bravery, the dandy warhols, the elected, the faint, the gorillaz, the hives, the kaiser chiefs, the kills, the killers, the littlest man band, the music, the postal service, the rapture, the shins, the strokes, the temporary thing, the thrills, tom waits, the vines, the walkmen, the wedding present, the white stripes, U2, violent femmes, zero 7 (i know this is out of order), and WEEZER. Emphasis on the last one, of course. there is much, much more there but my hands can only hold out for so long. wait, i coulda just listed a bunch instead of typing that out. or that. or that. i gotta stop before i do something i might regret (but knowing me i wont). Okay, just to clarify...all music is good in my ear's eyes EXCEPT for almost all country. There is something about that musicless inbred pointless "music" that angers me in my small intestine.
Movies:
ALL THINGS MOVIE (except the bad ones, of coures) dictate my life's path. I hate being hypocritical by not listing my top movies here (since, and this is a big secret, the movie section is one of the first things I look at) but I have so damn many and the top ones...well, I have to be able to expain myself when I list them.
Television:
I watch it. Its frequently just like background music, since I frequently listen to it when I'm doin' work, but ya, I have been known to watch it from time to time. What was the question? Oh...ya. I suppose that would include (but not be limited to) Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, The Venture Brothers (see a pattern?), The Simpsons, Alias, Boston Legal, CSI, Chappelle's Show, South Park, ER, Gilmore Girls, Curb Your Enthusiam, Law & Order, Lost Monk, Mr. Show w. Bob and David, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Daily Show, D Ali G Show, Deadwood, MI-5, Iron Chef, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Real Time w. Bill Maher, Saturday Night Live, Rescue Me, Six Feet Under, The 4400, The Oblongs, Will & Grace, Gray's Anatomy, arrested development, bbc world news, colbert report MSTK3!!!...I really don't watch all that much television though (I swear) I just know what I like.
Books:
Ya, I can read them good. Tops are, keeping with nerd tradition, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Been wanting to ready everything by Chuck Palahniuk for a while but...damn all these nerdy books.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Daniel
Birthday: february
Birthplace: los angeles
Current Location: woodland hills (los angeles)
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: jewy goodness
The Shoes You Wore Today: mine
Your Weakness: my shoes
Your Fears: my shoes
Your Perfect Pizza: no shoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy some shoes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: jackal? jackal! is it a jackal?
Thoughts First Waking Up: none. i don't think of anything until i take a shower.
Your Best Physical Feature: my shower.
Your Bedtime: eventually
Your Most Missed Memory: having bedtimes
Pepsi or Coke: neither, soda is the devil
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, fast food is the devil
Single or Group Dates: single, thanks.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fresh from the bag
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends. what are we talking. i do love me a good hot vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: trying to stop...but coffee. you can do so much with a cup of joe.
Do you Smoke: depends on what you mean. and no.
Do you Swear: like a mormon sailor...who isn't mormon.
Do you Sing: too often
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes bi-daily
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: not anymore
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: of course. if i didn't, would that mean i would stop existing? lose my ability to fly? wait. no. i can't fly...yet.
Do you get Motion Sickness: not in the least bit.
Do you think you are Attractive: meh. i don't think i'm ugly.
Are you a Health Freak: freak is such an ugly word..but yes, a little bit.
Do you get along with your Parents: almost too well
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like the rain. thunderstorms are fun...but really, really creepy.
Do you play an Instrument: not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um...lets see here...yes. yes i have.
In the past month have you Smoked: oddly enough i took the one and only puff of a cigarette i have ever taken...and will probably ever take. it was an interesting month.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no. not then, not ever in the past, not ever in the future. oh. i did take speed when i was young, but a doctor made me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i don't think anything i did would be considered a date...but it was also a busy month, as previously stated.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: too many malls. they are everywhere!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i think i ate one (double stuff) during a tornado scare in atlanta.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yesterday.
In the past month have you been on Stage: um. i don't think so. maybe?
In the past month have you been Dumped: what was last month? july? june? no?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i took a bath in the nude. does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no matter how many free samples you take at whole foods, nobody can call it a crime...i hope.
Ever been Drunk: ha. ya. not many times, but ya.
Ever been called a Tease: not i
Ever been Beaten up: not since grade school
Ever Shoplifted: sadly, yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep at a nice old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: big
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i really don't have a type and i don't like feeling forced to put this here...but nobody is, so blue.
Favourite Hair Color: hmm...red? i think red. oh, and if red, i'll change eyes to green.
Short or Long Hair: depends. generally longer but i've seen some really good short cuts. really good.
Height: shorter or on par with i
Weight: slimmer or on par with i
Best Clothing Style: having some and having none
Number of Drugs I have taken: none or currently none
Number of CDs I own: too many to fathom
Number of Piercings: not enough to attract my can opener
Number of Tattoos: the fewer the better
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the less the better, but we're all gonna have a few.
have some cake - or - eat it
Heroes:
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S assafras
U ppity
P inesol
E moticonrary
R edirect
J ew-like tendancies
E ntervaining
W orldly (much like a whore, but not as family friendly)
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4 norris
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2 trust
Additionally, whoever shoots Paris Hilton. Know your bounds people.
