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The Van

About Me

Music is my religion. I’ve been playing music ever since I took piano lessons as a child. I play a lot of guitar, bass, and keyboards now, and I write my own tunes occasionally. Someday I’ll be a rock star. I’m sure of it. I wish that everywhere I went there was grass so I could walk barefoot. I’m colorblind, I can’t stick my tongue out, and I’m left handed, and I like building up good Karma. I read a lot too. I mostly dig on some Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hunter Thompson, and T.C. Boyle. I moved to downtown Minneapolis about a year ago to go to school at IPR so that I can become the next greatest audio engineer/producer. I hate guns, the sun, stupid people, running, money, and all the hookers on this website. I enjoy coffee, art, nature, golf, the night, hippies, and big ass bowls of cereal.

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Member Since: 19/09/2004
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Your Number

We all have a number. It changes as we live. It can change at any moment. This number can be the most important thing in life to some and totally irrelevant to others.  We make the decisions that...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:45:00 GMT

New Job

I got a job bussing tables at a place called Harry's on Washington street. Its like a grill and bar with a patio. All the people I work with are awesome and the food is phenomenal. I'm getting along w...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:05:00 GMT

Vestal Gardens (short story)

    Vestal Gardens    "Lets pull over here, shall we?" they had been on the road for nearly eight hours now. The only time they pulled over so far was for gas and fast fo...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:44:00 GMT

blarggg.

You wouldn’t believe how shitty streaming music off myspace sounds compaired to a crisp clean AIFF file. Anyway I’m working on an EP so if you want one when I’m done let me know.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:01:00 GMT

nonthematic sentences

I think the worst part of winter if over. This is a free country. You are free. Kenya grows some kick ass coffee beans. The eagle never lost more time as when he submitted to learn from the crow. ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:28:00 GMT

Goddamn Hookers

Mother of God! What the hell is up with all these damn whores on myspace? Anyway, I feel like some kind of vagabond.  I have no car, ID, job, money, or phone.  I might as well pack everythin...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:49:00 GMT

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!

So Keech and I are planning on going up to a Lake somewhere up north with Deigle and some of his buddys on Saturday.  We get to Keech's car and find that some bastard put a rock through the windo...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 23:49:00 GMT

Whats new?

So whats new with me you might ask?  Well Ill tell ya.  Been drinking a lot of crystal light, reading a shit ton, watching some crazing stuff on the local channel, taking walks in the beauti...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:24:00 GMT

Loosing stuff blows

I lost my wallet.  I really fucking need it.  And it sucks a lot.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:32:00 GMT

kittens!

here are some cats i took pictures of in minnesota.   My brother was quite fond of them.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:07:00 GMT