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brokeZach mountain

Theirs is a fated symbiotic relationship.

About Me

I have a man crush on Keith Murray. It keeps me humble.
I write fiction and independent screenplays. One day I plan to teach English to kids as they type "omg bobby is 2 kewt he is so in2 u lol" into their cell phones. I'll start off energetic and good-natured until the system wears me down, then I'll start hitting on the students in a self-destructive haze until I'm retired or jailed.
I'm sure at that point I'll still want to punch Kurt Vonnegut.

My Interests

Lots of stuff. Like, a whole lot. Whoa.

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

Music is awesome you guys.For example: ..

Movies:

how to be: emo, Yakimoto Good For You, Brick, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Back to the Future I-III, Shaun of the Dead, Cowboy Bebop, Shawshank Redemption, Batman Begins, South Park, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, other stuff.

Television:

Adult Swim, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Dr. Katz, Cowboy Bebop, Spaced, The Simpsons. I catch what I can when I feel like it, but on the whole I don't watch much television.

Books:

Flowers for Algernon, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Elegant Universe, Dante's Inferno, Catcher in the Rye, Hannibal, A Prayer for Owen Meany, and most importantly, Calvin and Hobbes.

Heroes:

My mother, Abraham Lincoln, Woodrow Wilson, Stephen Hawking and Spike Spiegel. God and Jesus go without saying, but I guess I'm saying it anyway.

My Blog

Quickly now, before I lose them.

Quickly now, before I lose them.Today I happened past a minor collision, in which a girl's flip flop was knocked astray by the misstep of an oblivious college boy. He was handsome and well-defined but...
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

to you

This is to all those whose lives I've touched and those who have touched mine; to those I've just met, and those I can't be rid of; to all the girls I've loved and all the boys with whom I play; to th...
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

in retrospect, i can't believe i wrote a whole blog about this guy.

These are the moments that convince me God is a writer, eternally crafting allegory, heightening intensity, building to the payoff. Camille blew past me on her bike as I walked through campus today, ...
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

Inspiration.

Things that inspire me, right now:-North campus at night.-My hottie TA and his scipt readings.-Friends' music.-These two pictures.-The Decemberists, always.-Kobayashi.-My unit.I'm curious, what inspir...
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST

of the decemberists and patrick duffy

I just held in my hands the bona fide production script of the Step by Step episode "Poetic Justice" as directed by one Patrick Duffy, and I will be honest. In a perfect world I would disassemble this...
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

just another adjective buffet

An hour ago I witnessed a religious shouting match between an old homeless guy and a portly, balding, outrageously gay middle aged european in slacks so tight and high waisted they seemed ready to sin...
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:52:00 PST

update!

Posting to say that I am not dead but in fact alive and well, reborn anew from my own crusty ashes among the moist inner hollows of Los Angeles. I'll post again soon, but for now life beckons.
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST

Taking life by the dick, part 1

         Today we saw off two amazing girls as they go off to do amazing things. Watch out world, Aubrey and Bri are coming and they will not settle for medioc...
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

otter pop haiku 3 -- thus the cycle is complete

rip van lemon weeps,haunted even in slumberthere is no solace
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:29:00 PST

otter pop haiku 2

upon crimson stone,wise alexander the grapebleeds for his people
Posted by brokeZach mountain on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:16:00 PST