Well, I'm an aspiring writer...I say "aspiring" because I wish I could write. Oh, and my Toby can kick your Toby's ass.
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Having recently found out who my real friends are, I find myself lacking in quality friends. By "quality" I mean people who are there through the good times and the bad, people who are fun to be around, people who would rather have my back than kick me and spit on me when I'm down.
If you qualify, message me. If you don't...well, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. I'd feel sorry for the door.
Awesome quote: "You may know where you are, and God may know where you are, but if your dispatcher doesn't know where you are, then you better hope you and God are on good terms."
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40% 
Stability |||| 20% 
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66% 
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% 
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63% 
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% 
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70% 
Religious || 10% 
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56% 
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56% 
Narcissism |||||| 30% 
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56% 
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63% 
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36% 
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43% 
Need to dominate |||||| 23% 
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% 
Avoidant |||||| 30% 
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36% 
Wealth || 10% 
Dependency |||||||||||| 50% 
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70% 
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70% 
Individuality |||| 16% 
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83% 
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50% 
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70% 
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57% 
Histrionic |||||| 23% 
Paranoia |||||| 30% 
Vanity || 10% 
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83% 
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Breaking Benjamin, Shakira, Evanescence...a little bit of everything I guess. 
Pretty Woman, Donny Darko, Moulin Rouge, the Kevin Smith movies (Jay and Silent Bob...), Whole 9 Yards, Girl Next Door, Secret Window,  Phantom of the Opera , Man on Fire
Your Heart Is Green 
Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out.
When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life.
Your flirting style: Laid back
Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking
Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm
What you bring to relationships: Balance
What Color Heart Do You Have?
My Boys , Adult Swim, Simpsons, Invader Zim, Rugrats, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives...thank god for DVR ot I would never get to see any of these!
Anything by Iris Johansen, Jean M. Auel or Raymond E. Feist.
And the Chronicles of Narnia
Haven't met anyone deserving of the title yet...taking applications though.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 
Level Score 
 Purgatory  (Repenting Believers) Very Low 
 Level 1 - Limbo  (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low 
 Level 2  (Lustful) Very High 
 Level 3  (Gluttonous) High 
 Level 4  (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme 
 Level 5  (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme 
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  (Heretics) Very High 
 Level 7  (Violent) Extreme 
 Level 8- the Malebolge  (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme 
 Level 9 - Cocytus  (Treacherous) Extreme 
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test