I typically always have a shrewd remark- though most often I keep them concealed. I have a remarkable dark-comedy-personal-dialog running through my head all day- which I believe would make an extraordinary novel…. I love people! I am gracious and kind; but have you one denigrating thing to say about women and you will experientially seize the doom of which your pathetic indifference has paved for you. I'm currently learning acceptance: and that's something new for me! I've recently become enamored with the idea of running my mouth in a calculative-spitfire fashion for a living, thus upon graduating I'm crossing my fingies for acceptance to Santa Clara Law so that I can obtain a J.D. Degree. Until I get to where I'm going...I'm mostly just enjoying where I am :) .... Oh yes and if you can make me laugh I will love you forever! Check out my blog: http://alliesblabbering.blogspot.com/
Never do tomorrow what you can do today!
I typically always have a shrewd remark- though most often I keep them concealed. I have a remarkable dark-comedy-personal-dialogue running through my head all day- which I believe would make an extraordinary novel…. I love to cry and will take advantage of any given opportunity to do so. I like to occupy spare time by creating various schmears, watching videos montages of the office on YouTube , figuring out how I will get where I'm going and reciting to myself all things I would say to all the people I feel have wronged me. I live for new experiences…new feelings… I love meeting new people for that one moment after all the introductions, acquainting and well-mannered chatter; you realize this small potential to make a new friend! I am the type of person that will continuously call you until you pick up your phone… I don't give up. I get infuriated when a person walking into a building, literally meters in front of you, does not hold the door open.. Or in line at the store, where another cashier asks to take the next person, and the person behind you in line ensues- little things like these which force me to lose my faith in the integrity of human kind. I am gracious and sugary; but have you one denigrating or even slightly distasteful thing to say about women and you will experientially seize the doom of which your pathetic indifference has paved for you. I talk moderately upon introduction…and as you get to know me…I do not shut up. I was the type of child that used to pretend I was blind and walk around the store feeling everything, the type of young girl who received expensive dolls from catalogs on holidays- only to remove all the dolls hair and alter her face with permanent markers. I crafted my own 'zoo-books' at a young age; simply by cutting apart actual zoo books and pasting all the cut-outs on new paper…I then tried to sell them. Even in the worst of moments- when every element of your life which used to be balanced has fallen to the center; and the center cannot hold (I call this the paper towel metaphor), I will find something to laugh about and I will laugh about it until it is unbearably NOT funny…..and then I will find something new. Currently it is the Pepto-Bismol song (nausea/heartburn…) and it is Bryan Shouting "Sneakytime" at the top of his lungs instants before he attempted to do something sneaky. Those are the sort of things that keep life awesome!
