Jess

If you ever wanted to be a Beastie Boy, driven a motorcycle over 150 miles per hour, sang badly in the shower, think skiing in Alaska can be considered a religious experience, frequent art galleries, know the difference between a djembe and a conga, behave well in airports, think that champagne is a central sunday brunch item, can get ready to go out in under twenty minutes, have decanted a bottle of wine in a coffee pot, played any drum until your hands were bleading, enjoy playing a friendly game of cards, would vote for George Carlin if he ran for president, think there should be tax incentives for people to form family businesses, enjoy playing with matches, your ideal spatula is 186cm long and made by Volant, think that the Cayenne diluted the Porsche marque, give your change to street musicians, can handle your vices, have been thrown out of at least one school ("invited to leave" counts), think there should be a "grilling" merit badge, appreciate that KT22 is the greatest chairlift in the country, see that hinges MUST match the door hardware, if a majority of your wardrobe "wicks", can run fast and confidently with scissors, think Stuart Copeland is a tamboric genious, spend quality time doodling AND have a healthy fear of our political administration... we'll more than likely get along.