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Chester

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About Me

Well let's see, it's 3:12 in the morning and I'm updating MySpace, so being cool is definitely out of the equation. I'll be graduating in an extra semester cuz apparently you have to pass all your classes to graduate on time. (They don't tell you these things). I haven't lived in the same apartment/dorm 2 years in a row and haven't been able to hold down a single roommate for more than a year as well. I tend to babble about my living situations and those people I used to live with. I steal cable. I think all the eating and not excerising has found a way to catch up with me. I've noticed considerably more mass around my mid-section. I play video games...a lot. When I grow up I wanna be: employed. I went to a rock concert once, Fall Out Boy. I love the music but the people make me want to murder. I'm going to bring a shank next time so the next 7 foot person who pushes his way through the crowd only to stop in front of me is going to be murdered to death. Well...that's me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My next employer

Music:

Usually if its on the radio I tend not to like it too much. I like talk radio...that's the best kind of music, except for the kind of music with instruments...and singing...truly, that is the best.

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter, Dirty Jobs, My Name is Earl, Animal Police, and all the free movies I get on pay-per-view.

Books:

You know how everyone had to read the Outsiders and Lord of the Flies and stuff like that. We all remember those books right? Mmmmm...not me really. Truth be told I didn't actually read those books. I read some or a lot of them but I skipped a lot of parts and just listened during class discussions. Stay Gold Matt Dillon. DO IT FO JOHNNY!!!

Heroes:

Superman's definitely one. And Batman. And Iron Man. And The Green Lantern. And Wolverine. And Wonder Woman. And Captain America. And Professor X. And The Incredible Hulk. And Kurt Russell.