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I R Baboon

my brain is hangin upside down

About Me

Hi, I'm Lee... I'm a fake Chav and am scared of emo's. My best friend nikki thinks im a reject of life. she's probably right, and is currently forcing me to make a myspace profile, she's also writing this for me. I played guitar for a while in the hope it would get me laid... it didnt work. I hate nikki. (love-hate relationship) I hate people that use CAPS LOCK as it makes them sound like they are shouting... as do exclamation marks. I like food and sticking money to desks to fool people. I go to college to avoid work and go to work to avoid college. I openly adjust myself in public because I am of darker skin. Will add more later...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sir Lee James Patterson III
Birthday: 25/4/88
Birthplace: Southampton
Current Location: Dans mon chambre
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: ? bout 6'somethin
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ya wot? geordie and indian. hell yeah what a mix
The Shoes You Wore Today: green yellow vans
Your Weakness: caring too much (hahahahahahaha) dunno
Your Fears: that dream i have wen im ill with all the squares. its pretty fucking scary
Your Perfect Pizza: dominoes mighty meaty all the way
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into uni so i can avoid work for 3 more yrs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sup
Thoughts First Waking Up: whats for dinner?
Your Best Physical Feature: lol errrrr let u all decide. people say my left middle toe but im not so sure
Your Bedtime: wen im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin in the park evryday after school with nikki n demo. good times
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi max
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king (kfc is best)
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont think i've had either but the lipton adverts are funny
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: if it has enuf sugar i'll drink it
Do you Smoke: nein
Do you Swear: ja too much i think
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: nah dont think so
Do you want to go to College: errr im in college
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: wot like god? coz no i dont really think i exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: average
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah. like that awesome one last summer at college wen we were all outside. was great
Do you play an Instrument: i try to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :( meh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah today in fact bought peep show series 2 woooo!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probly but nothin serious
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: nah
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: doing something heroic like helping and old woman across the street or getting a kitten out of a tree. dangerous stuff
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a student
What country would you most like to Visit: australia (already been and was awesome so want to live their wen im older)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dunno
Favourite Hair Color: brunette (like really dark brown)
Short or Long Hair: longish
Height: i quite like petite women
Weight: 100365.63262g. i dont fuckin know. not a really big deal tbh
Best Clothing Style: designer fashion only. dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: me or this "girl".i have like 30 - 40. im too cheap to buy cds
Number of Piercings: 2 (i hve none)
Number of Tattoos: if theyre little
Number of things in my Past I Regret: loads so i can feel superior
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My Interests

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....nowt

I'd like to meet:


Jimi Hendrix, Jesus.. oh no wait... maybe Moses.. Jesus is overrated. Herman Li. And Harold from Neighbours... because he's fit.

Music:

Reggae, Power Metal, Drum & Bass, 80s Beats, Dance, Trance, Techno, Electronica, House, Rock, Old School HipHop... basically anything except emo and indie and rnb (no offence to any emos or indies...jokin. as much offence as possible)

Movies:

errrr nefin really. lord of the rings is great. star wars (yes i know), indiana jones, jurassic park, shrek (shrek2 isnt that great tho), battle royale, bruce lee movies (legend), hot shots (because i hate top gun), this film that i hve seen twice on tv but cant remember the name, its about two guys who were orphans and want to make a million to buy a big house but do it by ripping ppl off and stuf. its really good and if u know what it is let me know. american history x (the quote bout the stitches is hilarious), napolean dynamite coz the dance is genius

Television:



Absolute Uber Babe!!!!! (great show too)

Books:

me? books? ha. altho i read a great book wen is was in junior school called the machine gunners bout some kids in ww2. was a classic. used to like ol' harry p but hvent read the last 2. oh well