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Joe™

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About Me

I Love:
* Ribena
* Cherries
* Cherry 7up
* Cherry Pie
* Cherry Shakeaway
* My Friends
* Milk
* Milkshake
* Playing Bass
* Being In My Band!!
* Playing Piano
* Making Music
* Cycling
* Eating
* Cherry Sandwiches
* My PC
* Programming
* Being Drunk
* Burger King Extra Large Double Bacon Cheeseburger Meal
* Supersize
* Still Fanta
* Netley Abbey
* Custard Creams Dunked In Tea
* Pub Desserts
* Walks On Beaches
* Sleeping
* Working 6am-9am at Co-Op
* Thinking
* My Dad
* My Sister (She's Awesome!!)
* Star Gazing
I Hate:
* Carpets
* My Mums Cooking
* Ironing
* Having Glasses
* Being Lonely
* Old People
* My Nose Being Touched
* Making A Cup Of Tea And Then It Goes Cold
* Not Revising
* My Bed
* Custard Creams Dunked In Tea That Then Go Soft And Brake And Sink To The Bottom Of Your Tea...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lord Joseph David Smith II
Birthday: 06 September 1987 11:43am
Birthplace: Princess Anne Hospital
Current Location: Netley, Southampton, Awesomeville
Eye Color: Greeeen
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Im english, but my dads family grew up in South Africa, but they were English.... strange people.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Funky Emerica KSL-1's. They have purple on them!! WOW!
Your Weakness: Has to be any form of dessert...e.g Trifle... or cheesecake.. No Black forest gateux.. Ooh!! Chocolate cake!! GASP, cherry pie.. ooh, yeah.. AND CUSTARD!! i'll stop now...
Your Fears: carpets.... seriously
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq chicken thing from dominoes, with the thingy crust and double stuffed base with lots of money on it...
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn lots of martial arts, become more fit and healthy, get a hair cut, become rich, sort out my room entirely, learn to drive and go to japan!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: has to be the common ellipsis, ("..." for you silly people) I use it all the time!!... like there... and now...!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "whats going on?!"
Your Best Physical Feature: i dont know!? My hands?? as they is long and funky.
Your Bedtime: bed what? I seem to never sleep... Friends who know nighttime me, will know how annoying it is when they want to sleep!! and i will talk of pastimes, that never happend, and jump on them, eating nuts, which i hate...
Your Most Missed Memory: living with my dad in woolston, surrounded by my friends and eating edible food.
Pepsi or Coke: erm.. i like them both! maybe coke?
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king! Supersize Extra large double bacon cheeseburger and chocolate milkshake, OBVIOUSLY!
Single or Group Dates: hmmm, single, but a date would be nice...lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eh? never tried either. i like iced coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: dude... BOTH!
Cappuccino or Coffee: the chocolately one, without coffee... i.e hot chocolate...
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: er...
Do you Sing: i do sing, even though i cant
Do you Shower Daily: no! i bathe! baths are so much nicerer!
Have you Been in Love: i have indeed
Do you want to go to College: already been! and have almost nothing to show for it... oops...
Do you want to get Married: one day, if its right
Do you belive in yourself: that i do, or there'd be no point in living, and we may as well become potatoes and eat peas
Do you get Motion Sickness: no i dont.
Do you think you are Attractive: not at all
Are you a Health Freak: i try to be, but fail
Do you get along with your Parents: dad, usually. mum, not particuarly...
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they are uber awesome
Do you play an Instrument: yes. piano, bass guitar, cough clarinet cough....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yar
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nopes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes. yes i have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: you mean cookies. yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mmmmm... suuushiii!! oh yes, yes i have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: i have!
In the past month have you been Dumped: i havent had a girlfriend for like 2 years, so no... sob...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i go skinny dipping all the time, at home, in my bath. that about it...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i am no petty thief... yes i have
Ever been Drunk: that i have.
Ever been called a Tease: I have not! i never tease.. never..
Ever been Beaten up: yes. some CHAV TWAT tried to happy slap me, but he fell over, so i laughed and his mates kicked me down to the ground and punched me for it. then they ran away. foools!
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: falling. i think falling from a really high thing would be cool. itd kinda be like flying... a chance to reflect on your life. scary tho.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im not entirely sure... i really really enjoy music, so perhaps a band. i also like photography and digital editing/designing and website designing and also programming and film making/editing and animation... jeez!
What country would you most like to Visit: Definitely Japan! Tokyo!!! Wooh!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



Music:

Check Out My Band!!! :



Jimmy Eat World have to come first, cos they be well amazing!! then, in alphabetical order, cos i'm cool...
+44
30 Seconds To Mars
AFI
Aiden
Alesana
Alexisonfire
Alkaline Trio
Amber Pacific
Anberlin
Armor For Sleep
Audioslave
Bayside
Biffy Clyro
Billy Talent
Bloc Party
Boys Like Girls
Brand New
Bullet For My Valentine
Chiodos
Cute Is What We Aim For
Daft Punk
Dashboard Confessional
Death Cab For Cutie
Death From Above 1979
Doves
Enter Shikari
Every Time I Die
Falling Up
Fall Out Boy
Fightstar
Finch
Foo Fighters
From First To Last
Funeral For A Friend
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
Gorillaz
Green Day
Hard Fi
Hawthorne Heights
Head Automatica
Hellogoodbye
Hit The Lights
Hundred Reasons
I Am Ghost
Incubus
InMe
Interpol
Jimi Hendrix
(Jimmy Eat World would go here, but i'm not gonna mention them twice.. oh, hang on...)
Kaiser Cheifs
Kasabian
Kill Hannah
Klaxons
Linkin Park
Longview
Lost Prophets
Madina Lake
Mae
Mew
MewithoutYou
Mindless Self Indulgence
Moneen
Mono
Motion City Soundtrack
Muse
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Nickleback
Nirvana
NoFx
OneRepublic
Panic! At The Disco
Papa Roach
Paramore
Placebo
Queens Of The Stone Age
Radiohead
Razorlight
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Reliant K
Rise Against
Rival Joustas
Saosin
Senses Fail
Shiny Toy Guns
Sick Puppies
Sigur Ros
Silverstein
Simple Plan
Snow Patrol
Social Distortion
Something Corporate
Sparta
Staind
Stereophonics
Still Remains
Story Of The Year
Straylight Run
Sugarcult
Sum 41
System Of A Down
Taking Back Sunday
Tenacious D
The Academy Is...
The Faint
The Killers
The Postal Service
The Receiving End of Sirens
The Sleeping
The Spill Canvas
The Starting Line
The Used
The Working Title
Three Days Grace
Thrice
Thursday
Underoath
Unwritten Law
We Are Scientists
Yellowcard
Young Love
...Phew....

Movies:

Playdays!!

I like loads of types of film! mainly comedy, action or some form of martial art film... a few of my faves include:-
The Butterfly Effect
Akira
Donnie Darko
5 Centimeters Per Second
Star Wars
The Lord Of The Rings
Ong Bak
Hot Fuzz
Ghost In The Shell
Team America
The Matrix
Shaun Of The Dead
Grind
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
The Green Mile
Baseketball
The Shawshank Redemption
Finding Nemo
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Monty Python Films
Spiderman
All The American Pies

Television:

Don't really watch much telly anymore... however, i do like to watch:-
Heroes
Sonic X
Please Twins!
Red Dwarf
The Lost Room
Lost
Nobuta Wo Produce
Kurosagi
That 70s Show
Karin
Scrubs
Green Wing
The Simpsons
Malcom In The Middle
Peep Show
Gundam Wing
Extreme Sports Channel
Fairly Odd Parents
Spongebob Square Pants
Have I Got News For You
QI: Quite Interesting
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Family Guy
Futurama
Faulty Towers
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Sugar Rush

Books:

A Child Called It
Across The Nightingale Floor
Grass For His Pillow
Brilliance Of The Moon
Cannibals And Evil Cult Killers (LOL)
Barefoot Zen
Body In Question
The Sopranos (Not about the gangsters!!)
The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas
Genome

Heroes:

I did look up to spiderman, with his awesome web slinging action, heroic duties, amazing stunts etc etc BUT then i saw spiderman 3. i know wish spiderman were dead. peter parker is a prick faced, emo dancing twat! RUINED!!! MY DREAM GONE FOREVER!!!

However, my real heroes are my friends. And as stupidly cliché that may sound, it's true. Usually my friends are just awesome people, looking out for one another, being kind, funny etc. But every now and then, they do something amazing. Something unexpected or unnecessary. Something that makes me take a step back, and think how lucky I am to have such an amazing wide group of friends. Thanks guys. You kick bum.

My Blog

Best Game Ever...

TMNT: The GameYou play as Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael, and do really really really cool ninja moves, jump around on rooftops, destroy evil villains including the classic foot clan, ...
Posted by Joe™ on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:29:00 PST

Previous Events

lately i feel extremely regretful. i look back on my life, see all my memories, all my friends and the things i did. i smile, and yet, there are so many moments in my life where i wish id of done some...
Posted by Joe™ on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

Frostbite!

I thought it was about time i blogged! have not done it in a very very long time! plus i also said that i would do a blog everyday... oops. WELL from now on, i will try my bestest. then all of you fre...
Posted by Joe™ on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST

Oh Dear...

Well, the other day, i was at work at the trusty Co-Op (oh yeah!!) when some ginger chav twat came into the shop, and picked up a crate of beer. He then asked in the chaviest of voices "wher...
Posted by Joe™ on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:33:00 PST

Space-Time!!

apparently, an objects location in space-time depends on whether its observer is accelerating outside the event horizon (of a black hole) or free-falling inside... that means information can be i...
Posted by Joe™ on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

Billy Talent

yesterday, little dan and myself went to billy talent!!! we got the bus to town, then realised id forgotten my ticket... so got off bus, my sisters boyfriend gave us a lift back to mine to get it and ...
Posted by Joe™ on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

My Birthday!!

well!! i awoke with a phone call... twas my mum calling from work to let me know it was my birthday... thanks mum. yeah, looked at the time, and i had one hour before i saw my dad!! oops.. so tried to...
Posted by Joe™ on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST

Stuff

I feel like nothings going right for me! i keep doing things wrong and nothing works and blergh! ARGH! and grrr! anger and confusion and im bored... there are so many things i want to do, and say. but...
Posted by Joe™ on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 08:04:00 PST

Probably the funniest scariest weirdest day... ever!

Okay, so today, me and steve decided to go cycling about! it was really hot and we ended up in netley. we then thought we'd hide our bikes in a bush, and go explore netley abbey! twas pretty fun, and ...
Posted by Joe™ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:15:00 PST

WOW! a new blog!

okay, hayley wanted me to do a blog.. so i will dedicate this one to her... haha sounds like a funeral... oops. well, anyway, havnt written a blog for aggeess!! so i thought i'd (well, hayley said) do...
Posted by Joe™ on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:47:00 PST