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joe

Allegory of a Cultural Misunderstanding

About Me

I like strings. Not just normal strings that you'd find in a ball of yarn, but strings that are beyond everyday string-imagination. Since ancient times, philosophers and scientists have wondered what the fundamental particles are. The building blocks of the universe. In the early eighties, a theory emerged that is now known as string theory. It postulates that quantum mechanics and General Relativity, classically non-cohesive, can be synthesized to provide physics with the much sought-after Grand Unified Theory through particle/wave dualities called "superstrings". These are one dimensional "strings" that are either closed or open and everything we see and even the things we don't see are made of them. They vibrate, and the vibration it produces gives us the differing elementary particles such as photons, electrons, quarks, neutrinos, boson, etc. So, since everything I like is made of stuff, and as even abstract emotions and thoughts that I also like are merely chemical signals released in the brain, I can simply say that I like strings. Or maybe I'm wrong, since this is just a postulation with incomplete formulaic expressions.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, Mohammed, Vishnu, Buddha, Zoroaster, Jehovah and Gary Larson and tell them to get their act together and figure out a one true religion. Hopefully based around Larson's "Farside" comics.

Television:

Aeon Flux, Futurama, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys, Transformers, Kenny vs. Spenny, Ghost in the Shell,

Heroes:

Michelangelo Buornarotti, Machiavelli, Stephen Hawking, Sir Isaac Newton, Gallileo Gallilei, Giotto, Eduoard Manet, Helen Keller, Albert Einstein, and Bigfoot. All the men and women who lived before they normally should have.