Goodbye!!! Open Sesame! Oct 2nd, 2008 |
......First off, I have to say MySpace is retarded. They mess up the music players and you can't paste pictures in your blog without the URL. I would blow a billion dollar company for the ... Posted by Open Sesame! on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:14:00 PST |
Open Sesame! Oct. 4th |
Open Sesame! divines the stars. Here is your weekly horoscope:Aries: Your in the zone today business-wize. You just made a huge profit off of all the illegal sweat shops you own. Take some time to dr... Posted by Open Sesame! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Open Sesame! Sept 20th |
Do you guys really need a plug every other week? Really.
Guy in the 3rd Row: Uh, is it this Thursday? I kepa forgeting!
Sigh.
Yes, it is THIS Thursday (9-20-07).
Do come out and bri... Posted by Open Sesame! on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST |
Open Sesame! Sept 6th |
Open Sesame! where are u we've got some work to do nowOpen Sesame! we need some help from u nowcome on Open Sesame! i see upretending you've got a sliveryou're not foolin' me 'cause i can seethe way u... Posted by Open Sesame! on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:53:00 PST |
Open Sesame! Aug 23rd |
Many people have asked, "Why Open Sesame!? and Why a baseball as his logo? and who really is Open Sesame!? Can his mysterious ways be shown to us the cow-like public?"Let me relate a story to you tha... Posted by Open Sesame! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST |
Open Sesame! Aug 9th |
An Interview with Open Sesame! from Feb. 10, 2001 in his undisclosed cave in the south of Spain:Interviewer Bob: Thank you for meeting with us today, Open Sesame!.Open Sesame!: The pleasure is all... Posted by Open Sesame! on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST |
Open Sesame! July 26th |
Ah Open Sesame! How I love thee.You are like a morning dew spilled uponMorning leaves and morning sun quiveringIn light with snails running up and downYou with morning slime that is just theRight tex... Posted by Open Sesame! on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:17:00 PST |
Open Sesame! July 12th |
Hello people who read bulletins,I'm leaving for Portland, OR this Tuesday for a week. I'll be living on the streets like a rock star.Open Sesame! happens Thursday on the 12th. I'll get back on the 11t... Posted by Open Sesame! on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:12:00 PST |
Open Sesame! June 28th |
It feels like forever since we've had an Open Sesame!.I'll make this short and sweet (the city is mostly functionally illiterate.)For those who can't read, there will be a brief public service announc... Posted by Open Sesame! on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Open Sesame! June 14th |
...And knowing is half the battle!
The 5 W + A Messed up H:
Who: Open Sesame! will be your host. He's a classy type of guy. Pince-nez, cheap wine, and fire places are things he... Posted by Open Sesame! on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST |