Random thoughts |
Well Karen and I have been together for one year now and next week, she gets "The Gift". Really never thought I'd get this far with anyone. Then again, when you look at some of my exes, I wonder how I...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:49:00 PST |
Tips on hitting a deer with your car |
So, Karen and I decide to do a little late night/early morning shopping. We're driving along and spot a deer standing on one side of the street. As I ease on my brakes, the deer darts across the stree...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST |
King of Burger Kings: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack |
Opening Credits: Talking Heads- (Nothing But) Flowers
Waking Up: Jon Spencer Blues Explosion- Wail
First Day At School: Breeders- Cannonball
Falling In Love: The Verve- Bitter Sweet Symphony
Fight S...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:17:00 PST |
Two blogs in one day??????? |
I'm bored. There's nothing on TV. I can't wait for my vaction. Lucky me, it's a week away. After dealing with carnies for a sold week, I could use the time off. I got my baby girl's birthday, drive-in...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:14:00 PST |
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! |
Now that my page has seemingly turned out to be THE place to be, I've decided to post something actually personal. This is taken, word and punction, from another site. I'll do the personal a huge favo...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST |
I'm now cooler than at least one person! |
That's right just get it
Let you feel it
Make you lose control
This is that hip-hop flavor mixed with a lil bit of rock & roll
Valet your whip Grab your chick
You know how it goes
I got that...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:40:00 PST |
Perverts, racists, 'n' other fun stuff |
So I'm watching tv and a commerical comes on. You've seen it; a woman is baking cookies in the kitchen and she covers up a tray. Later her (I assume) husband comes in and peels off the cover reve...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST |
Titim gan éirí ort |
Dear Eric Leister,
I am MR. FRED DIKE, the personal accounting officer to Late Engr. Michael Leister, a national of your country, who used to work with shell development company in Nigeria.Here...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST |
Why I'll never be tamed |
Para bailar la Bamba
Para bailar la Bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia corazon
Hay arriba y arriba
Hay arriba y arriba
hay arriba y arriba iré
Por ti sere
Por ti sere
Yo no soy M...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:57:00 PST |
It's funny because it's true |
Explanations of these events: a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Lik...
Posted by King of Burger Kings on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:41:00 PST |
