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OH SHUT UP ALREADY!

I wasn't born a bitch, people like you just made me this way!

About Me

I am 5"1 with short blonde hair. I am a major tomboy, i hate wearing skirts! I used to have hot pink hair! I enjoy listining to hard rock music. My life long dream is to own a saleen!1. If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it.2. Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?3. Have you driven over a chevy lately?.....FORD TRUCKS!!!4. Kids are like farts, you just about only tolerate your own.5. A friend in need...can be a real pain in the ass.6. Do Not Tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!7. Stop touching my BUMper8. An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.9. Beam me to work Scotty, this traffic sucks.10. Don't talk to me when I'm talking to myself!11. Don't follow me! I don't know where I'm going.12. It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put your boogers.13. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.14. Guys are like roller coasters: They either make you sick to your stomach, or give you the time of your life!15. Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time16. My Rottweiler Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student!17. Men aren't pigs... pigs are gentle, cute creatures!18. Were you born stupid or did you work at it?19. I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.20. Kids cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids!21. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?22. We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse.23. Chevy Repair Kit (picture of grenade)24. I attended F.U.25. My little girl loves barbies but I have one question, "If barbies so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"26. I'm not fat. I'm just too short for my weight!27. If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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Which gun are you?

Ak-47
You are independent and will kick anyones ass that rubs you the wrong way.You will be loyal to something as long as you get to run it.You are a power hungry son of a bitch!!
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My Interests

I am inteested in alot of stuff but you have to find out your self!

I'd like to meet:

Steven tyler, he kicks ass!

Music:

The only type of music i listen to is is rock no rap although some rap is good.

Movies:

Funny Little People



Funny Little People Some of my type of movies are Hackers, Half backed, Dazed & Confused, Cheech & Chongs Up in Smoke, and Euro trip. oh i cant for get all the american pie movies.

Television:

I love watching mtv and cartoons! Old cartoons!

Books:

I hate reading books there gay! People who read all day have NO life! at all!

Heroes:

My hero is myself. I don't follow anybody but myself!