*My Name is Mary*
*I'm 22 and Confused about life*
*I got married when I was 19 and am currently going through a divorce*
*I sing in the shower regularly, at the top of my lungs*
*If you make me laugh, I'll love you forever*
*I've had a very tough life, stricken with dissapointment*
*Sometimes I cry when it rains, sometimes it rains when I cry*
*I sit back in a crowded room and observe the world's stupidity*
*I go with the flow when possible, and try to fit in*
*I fall in love with honest people*
*I have a few good friends that I cherish with my life*
*I believe in heaven, hell and the right to choose*
*I have an unhealthy obsession with freeze pops*
*Oprah and the writers of Days of our lives are Gods to me*
*My father died when I was 15, and I was forced to grow up way to early*
*I have 2 siblings that I refuse to speak too, and 5 neices and nephews that I am not allowed to see*
*When I get mad I tend to get violent- it's kinda scary*
*I prefer cats over dogs, anyday*
*I don't believe in the 10 second rule- Take all the time you need*
*When asked what I wanted to be when I grew up.. I said "Cindy Lauper"*
*I have alot of bad habits: Chewing my nails, twirling my hair and dating bad boys*
*I always choose other people over myself*
*I have been in rehab and know true addiction*
*I throw m&m's at people in the movie theatre*
*I like to eat chocolate strawberries in the rain*
*I sang "Like a Virgin" in the 3rd grade talent show*
*I've had sex on the beach, and no I don't mean the drink*
*My favorite color is pink*
*I wear alot of black- Maybe, I'm a sub-conscious goth?*
*No matter how many compliments I get- I always think I look fat*
*I love awkward silence in conversation*
*If I can make you laugh, I feel like I accomplished something*
*If I had one wish it would be "Eternal Happiness"*
*I have a fetish with tatoo's- your body or mine*
*I love making love*
*I save love letters to read over and over again*
*I got my tongue pierced because I lost a bet*
*My friends have made me laugh so hard I have peed my pants and shot Coke out my nose*
*I love diners, bar scenes and bowling alleys*
*I can't bowl over 30 no matter how hard I try*
*I once drove 1/2 way home drunk, then turned around cuz I couldn't find my car keys*
*Great Chinese food really turns me on*
*Though Promiscious, I thank god everyday that I am not a slut*
*I have been an assistant to the kidnapping of a 300lb penguin*
*I go to the playground at least once a week*
*I have over a hundred pairs of shoes*
*Pretty boys with busy mouths are not my style*
*I lost my virginity at a school playground*
*I have been arrested 3 times*
*My life makes me laugh in other peoples faces*
*I carry around a lot of baggage*
*My therapist says I have surpassed "issues" and gone into "subscriptions"*
*I still play with Ken and Barbie*
*I understand that broken hearts are all apart of giving your heart away*
*I am 22 and still deathly afraid of my mother*
*I listen to "New kids on the block" religiously*
*I hate perfect people*
*Clowns scare the hell out of me almost as much as Michael Meyers*
*I have given my whole heart to only one man*
*I am addicted to horror movies, and Haunted Houses*
*I follow the Sacramento Kings, even tho I live in Michigan*
*I have broken a heart or two in my time*
*I hate shoveling snow*
*I say "Dude" way to much*
*Cappunicco is not a want, it's a need*
*If you have beautiful eyes I will probably become lost in them*
*I shutter at the words "I Told You So!"
*I love to Cuddle more than kiss*
*Holding hands is an absolute must*
*I crave to be "so comfortable" that silence is okay*
*I make sandcastles when I go to the beach*
*Phase 10 is my favorite game*
*I love to slow dance in parking lots to oldies music*
*Playing in the snow is like time travel*
*If you beat me at anything, chances are I won't do it with you again*
*I hate to be reminded of mistakes in my past*
*Among my addictions lies alcohol use*
*I scrapbook every picture I ever get*
*I love to discover new things*
*I hate the thought of change*
