BenPEG

BAD MEANING BAD:
most things to be honest, but especially... queuing, "mild" cheeses, buses, modernising medical careers - cheers, "new rave", footballers, them kids from the zafira ads, overzealous football fans, cricket, cunts, any cunt that likes a band because they read in NME or heard on XFM that they're cool, XFM, NME, mobile phone company ads with their over-dramatic visual metaphors and "kooky" tracks, when supermarket checkoutgirls start putting through the person behind you's food before you've finished packing, trains, warm beer, Internet Explorer (though the new version looks ok - still nowhere near firefox), meat on the bone, whales, snakes, SPIDERS, jellyfish, wasps, flies, television end of year reviews, russel brand in any other situation apart from big mouth, milky tea, planes, the future of driving in the UK, tightarses - e.g. club entrance hagglers/drink round dodgers/freeloaders, traffic jams, buzz words, idiots that say "hospickle" or "bockle" - IT'S A "T" LIKE IN TWAT, odd socks, americanisms, neighbours, hollyoaks actors, price of my car insurance, robbie williams, multistory car parks, zane lowe, arctic monkeys, girls aloud, washing up or any type of cleaning actually, estate agents (ESPECIALLY KINGS RESIDENTIAL) and landlords, coronation street, bad customer service, waking up minutes before my alarm goes off, uneducated/ignorant yet highly opinionated people, jodie kidd, selfish/dangerous drivers, boy racers, hospital car parks, gettin hot and bothered, prickly heat, scallies - especially manc ones/loud ones/ones that play loud music on their mobiles in my vicinity, people with chips on their shoulder, overly loud people, wankers driving up my arse (not literally of course), people that throw litter, colin murray, robbie savage (im glad you broke your leg), always missin out on tr 808s on ebay, roy keane, racists, most nightclub bouncers, those names of shalabridy couples that are a fusion of both members individual names, manchester united, ian brown, manchester united supporters, people who are proud of/not bothered about being ignorant/lazy, jobsworths, policepeople, craig bellamy, people who can't spell, girls that shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on, people that give their kids ridiculous names, steve coogan, peter kay, smell of fake tan (NOT ON ME - I DON'T USE IT), people walking slowly in front of me - in fact people taking ages to do ANYTHING in front of me, daft punk's recent tour, army people, aviator sunglasses, traffic wardens, name droppers, JADE GOODY'S MUM!, q jumpers, skimmed milk, manchester weather, cost of EVERYTHING in England compared to most other countries, "manc" types, stupid "manc"-type haircuts, oasis, u2, bono, bob geldof, razorlight, that cunt out of razorlight, steve jones, vernon kay, tess daley, eastzeast on a weekend, "Hundred greatest bollocks" TV programs, gwen stefani, overzealous japanophiles, gas companies, people who want to go into "fashionable" but competitive careers and have not done anything to improve their CV, new popworld, peaches geldof, sand, lilly allen, live big brother, electricity companies, the towers of london, lancashire accents, most lancashire towns - especially those beginning with a 'B', people who live in a town more than 10 miles outside of a city and say they live in the city...
BAD MEANING GOOD:
This advert...
...rockin the vox, Toyota MR2 mark 1, MY NEW FLAT, bein a badass on the talky b, CAZALS 607s, making the first word in a two-part name end in 'y' and replacing the second word with it's first letter, havin a car, Japan, Russel Brand - BUT ONLY ON BIG MOUTH, freestylin, QVC, The Gaucho Grill, ebay, oysters + lemon juice + tobasco + guinness, Tapas, TR808s, pullin faces at babies to make them cry when their parents aren't lookin, SALT, Cheeses, Robots, my girlfriend and best bud, makin fresh electro tunes, working men's clubs, gold chains, TEA, makin the papes, Aloo Paratha, IRELAND, gettin hooped, otters, optical illusions, havin a few Bs/Gs/Es/DVDs, vintage synths, Italy, to do lists, fantasisin about analogue equipment im gonna buy when im loaded, Tokyo, The Simpsons, Chromeo, nike blazers, nice guys, plane safety demonstrations, SHAZAM, computers, Paris, textbook driving, a pint o' the black stuff, Wendy's burgers, chillin, killin, wildlife documentaries, mokeys, Wikipedia, Rome, BAPE and associated brands, trad seshes, using the suffixes "-tron", "-tronic", "-izzle", "-eezy" etc, boxty, breakdance electro, folk rock, yacht rock, furthering my research into the quest for a flying chair, makin topical puns, Sydney, readin me bird's shalabriddy mags, Chris Morris, Borat, smokin - but only after meals and after mcguiver, Kyoto, watchin Channel 4 and all its subsidiaries, sweet potato chips, lamb karahi, Dirk Benedict, Lappy Ts, people taking pride in their work, Scrubs, Marley FM, KYOTO, moles, voles, The Goons, impersonating my homies, superfluous aeroplane pilot passenger updates, eating raw animal products (including fish, beef, eggs...), ramen, Big Brother, Jonathon Ross, good customer service, Yadgar, that Lebanese restaurant, Shameless, Rustica, The Fast Show, wishin i had a shitload more hardware than software, Christmas, water, Radio 2, Harry Hill, Larry David, ALL FM, Eastzeast midweek, Monty Python, aloo saag, waking up hours before my alarm goes off then going back to sleep, Daft Punk (see shit list), JML (many fingers, many pies), moaning about how much work i gotta do...which reminds me...