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grim

You could have licked the lips of god but you chose the pavement!

About Me

Hey hope all is good with you , unless you are a twat in which case I hope you die. I guess that could be read the wrong way, if you are a fucktard that is. I say what is in my head alot of the time and even worse than that I do what is in my head alot of the time. This has got me into many dangerouse, funny, stupid, gay, rediculouse, messy upsetting and interesting situations and sometimes all at the same timeLife has had it's ups and downs I think my favourite time in my life was when I was singing in a fucking hilariouse punk band called "Punk Action Shotgun" if you ever saw us we would have been off our tits in a complete state of unawareness that anyone might judge or hate us. We used to stress and practice about 3 times before a show and then get stupidly pissed and forget everything, we sounded ok in practice too, but you don't need to know that.My new thing is that I own a Skateboard shop called, "Freestyle" it's so much better than having a real job.Alongside my Punk lifestyle I am also training at a style of karate called kyokashin, it is a bare nuckle full contact style so just another way of getting hurt along side skateboarding.I own a house nick named by a few girls in our crew the House Of Gay (H.O.G), bought a house I can't realy aford and filled it full of skateboarders, got me a mini ramp, a dog, four lizards and always someone to sk8 surf or booze with and once again sometimes at the same time.Should be called never never land because we will never grow up, and I never do the washing up.

My Interests

Skateboarding, surfing,Kyokashin Karate, drawing, reading, kicking the shit out of chaves, boozing, trying to form bands with reluctants.

I'd like to meet:

People who I probably won't want to kill!!

Music:

Zegota, Trumans Water, Hot Snakes, Punk Action Shotgun, These arms are snakes, Archers of Loaf, Hold Me Back, Gorila Biscuit, Lt meat, State Run, Iron Age, Suicidal Tendancies, Mouldy Peaches, Beastie Boys, Brainiac, Outbreak, Twist The Knife, Shadow Law, Goater Cycle, plus a tone more anything you can break a sweat to. Modest Mouse, The Dead Swans, Wraith, 33, The Cold Ones, One Voice, more to come.

Movies:

Melt movies like The Stuff, Body Melt, Street Trash, and Harry Potter yeah thats right I'll admit it I love that shit, and movies like Goodfellas, fight club, I'm not one of these wankas who feel they need to obcess over how clever a movie is, its good or shite.

Television:

Always watch crap in the morning like Frasier, Willy and Gays I mean Will and Grace, King of Queens, just high brow stuff realy.

Books:

Whats one of them? Oh I remember, anything by Martin Miller he is the shit!!!! Check out the good fairies of new york and Lux the poet, the Night Watch Trilogy which I am reading Shit by shit, Harry Potter Yo!!! Food for the future which is about the advantages of Vegan.

Heroes:

Matt Stemp, Lt Meat,Tony Martin, my Sempai , Sempai Mel Howels 50 plus and the hardest yet nicest man you could ever hope to meet, anyone who stands up for themselfes when unjustly confronted.