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LUCY

It's hard to talk with your dick in my mouth I'll try to scream in pain a little nicer next time

About Me



I often question my mental health, everything seems to make me cry nowadays and were talking jezza kyle and rspca adverts...very worrying.
I only eat with teaspoons..the only traumatising cutlery incident I endured as a child was when i stabbed my little bother Ellis in the head with a fork and he had to have stiches.
I'm sick of people who are horrible and nasty and rude for no reason
I own about 40 pairs of shoes, half of which i never wear because i can't actually walk in them
I think sex is just the greatest, i have no self control when it comes to staring at peoples tits and its a well know fact that nothing prepares you for monday mornings like porn and a cuppa on sunday nights.haha!
I rather enjoy smoking weed, drinking cocktails and dancing like a cripple

My Interests

I LIKE

Pill box hats, reading, Birthday parties,Big beefy men with long hair & loadsa tattoos, diamonds & emeralds, big fat spliff & a cuppa, betsey johnson dresses,antique costume jewelry,lovely friendly people, mens shirts,thai food,oral sex, corsets, painting,people with strange fetishes,I like helping people and being super lovely- its nice to be nice, Jimmie Martin furnature, art gallerys,seafood sauce, my house,travelling, pearls,the seaside, my antique french lockets, sunshine, porn and a cuppa on sunday nights, good manners and nice boys who open doors for me, baking cakes, Agent provocateur lingre, the way daytime tv is so much more entertaining when stoned,seamed stockings, being with the people i love, heels,peanut butter, red lipstick, my stupidly expensive taste, vintage chanel handbags, marc jacobs,girdles,cigarettes, camille rose garcia, drawing, cuddling, showering with shaun, bedtime,Sera Hesham

I VERY MUCH DISLIKE

The general public, anything modern,fat people eating excessive amounts, the way i always feel sick, girls who think theyre in some kind of grim competition with eachother, stupid people, people who dont talk properly, fat days, feeling full, those vile tea towel scarves everyone wears, people who seem to think being 'random' is funny- its really really not, people who get jelous theres no point, rude people who think theyre too good to be nice, people who actually find talking to weirdos they dont know on the internet fun, women who let men push them about, easilly offended people, religious people...i guess i just dont like people all that much.

I'd like to meet:


PHWOOOOOR!
http://drugaddictchic.deviantart.com
http://luceley.livejournal.com/

Music:

Pantera, coal chamber, sonic youth, bikini kill, Tool, Hole, Queen Adreena, nirvana, devil driver, marilyn manson, L7, babes in toyland, mudvayne, le tigre,massive attack, daisy chainsaw, jack off jill, lamb of god, my ruin, the doors, a perfect circle,

Movies:

dirty dancing, breakfast at tiffanys, pulp fiction, alice in wonderland, Gummo, cannibal holocaust...pretty much anything with either audrey hepburn or patrick swayze in it

Television:

peep show

Books:


The Long Hard Road Out of Hell- Marilyn Manson
Anorexic- Anna Paterson
Audrey Hepburn the paramount years- Tony Nourmand
The bloody chamber- Angela Carter
Wasted- Marya Hornbacher
Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl-Tracy Quan
Coraline- Neil Gaiman

Heroes:

Molly, Rachael, Emma H, Liz, Tara, Claire & shaun.
Ben, sophay, emma S, benji, charlotte, emma B.
mummy, daddy, Ellis and Tallulah
Kev, Foz, Bav,Jack, Fran & the rest