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Katie Masturbatie, LMNOP

About Me

I'm sixteen
I have friends
I love them
Recycling kicks littering's ass
When I see people throw away something recyclable sometimes I honestly feel like actually crying, and I can really feel my heart break
My school's policy on locker clean-outing makes me outraged
I'm mediocre
I like art, music and dance, there's no order, they're tied
I want to be an interior designer
I'm trying to start a movement for the creation of capital numbers
Homeless people are awesome and hilarious
I have a very dirty mind
I have a tendency to be spiteful
If you're of the male persuasion, I'm not interested and probably won't be until you stop thinking with your dick
I have an irrational fear of fire
I have a knack for turning any situation into an awkward moment, and I love it
I'm a heartbreaker, don't know how that happened, but it did
I'm an aquired taste I guess
I change a lot
I have a bad habit of losing interest in people. Don't take it personal if I suddenly don't like you any more. But true friends are forever
So entertain yourself with my MySpace for about three seconds. It's probably just like every other teenage girl's here who thinks she's fly and whatnot
What's the square root of 69?
Eight something ahahahahah
JRock.
Because
"Actually, that's a guy!"
is a wonderful way to start a conversation. =D!
LOLOLOLOL.

My Interests



My Blog

Do you have to make a subject for these things?

So I've decided.  Boys really are just that dumb.  Even though you probably won't read this, and whatever that's cool.  I'm just not gonna say this to your face because talking to you f...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

I had an epiphany. :]

So I had a big long thing typed out about how shitty my day was yesterday. But fuck it. The important thing is this. I was pissed and sad and felt like shit. then I heard "Seeing Red" by Unwritten Law...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

I hate me.

Things I hate about myself: 1.) I'm a fatass 2.) I'm a total freaking dork 3.) I'm stupid 4.) I'm lazy 5.) I procrastinate way too much. 6.) I lie way too much. 7.) I'm a part of my family 8.) I hate ...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

I got taaaaaaaagged.

Tag, You're It! These are the rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird facts about yourself. Afterwards, choose 10 people to tag and list their names. Then go to their ...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

Ew.

I'm stressed.  I'm never stressed.  This is so fucking gay. I haaaaaaave a global paper that I want to get done by next Friday so Ms. Colona can look it over and tell me how horrible it is s...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:52:00 PST

My letterrrrrrrr<3.

Sooo...you may recall a blog I previously posted that contained a letter I wrote to John Howard, the prime minister of Aussie Land.  It said: "Dear Mr. Prime Minister, My name is Katie Canfield, ...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:22:00 PST

If you're a dentist, you may be offended.

Kittie is not an iPerson. says: How do people decide they want to be dentists? Kittie is not an iPerson. says: I never understood that. Angie;;* says: $$$$? Angie;;* says: I could never be a dent...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

I'm restructuring the education system.

Kittie is not an iPerson. says: School needs to start at like. Kittie is not an iPerson. says: 10. Kittie is not an iPerson. says: And end. Kittie is not an iPerson. says: At 10:05 Kris says: Ro...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

DOODLEBOPS.

Was fucking awesome     I took like lots of pictures and recorded some music on my phone =).  When I get the pics developed be sure to see theeeem.           I ...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

LOLOLOL.

I wrote an email to the Prime Minister of Australia.   "Dear Mr. Prime Minister, My name is Katie Canfield, and I'm 15 years old.  Just a few minutes ago I was talking to my friend Kori and ...
Posted by Synthetic Lust on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:19:00 PST