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The Brooklyn Blonde

You say I'm crazy...I GOT YOUR CRAZY!!

About Me


I was born in San Antonio, TX, and I grew up in a very small town called Texarkana, TX. For those of you who are fortunate enough NOT to know where that is, it's about 2 1/2 hours North of Dallas on the Arkansas border. No, I'm not married, no kids, sorry to let everyone in Texarkana down. LOL! Currently living in Brooklyn, NY. I will kick your ass at Miss Pac Man & Super Mario Cart. I LOVE to travel. I have been to Spain, Germany, London, Belize, Guatemala, Chile, Mexico & Costa Rica and a lot of places all over the US. I laugh easily. I love the beach, fishing and/or anything that has to do with the water. I scuba dive and love to take pictures. I love the sunsets and restaurants in Key West. I love everything about Miami, the weather, the beach, how everyone has a dog, Espanola Way. I love New York because it's so diverse and it caters to people of all walks of life. I love hanging out with my dog Mazie. I love to make-out and say "make-out". I'm a Gemini, so I tend to have a lot of love/hate relationships with everything. I love candles & fresh flowers & always try to have both in my house at all times. I miss my brother Wesley all the time when we're not together. I hate when people move their lips when silently reading to themselves. I hate people who leave crappy tips, people that say crappy, and picking up my dogs poop in NY. I love pickles, Tabasco, Mexican & Italian food. I love long dinners with wine and good conversations. I love 2 hour lunches in Europe. I love not having a 9-5 job and not knowing what every single day of my life is going to be like. I love to go to the gym everyday of my life and do squats and sit-ups...Ok, not really, but I am trying to brainwash myself in to thinking that I do. I hate women that ask your age and men that ask how many people you've slept with. HA! I want to travel a lot more than I already do and see 12 countries a year and I have always wanted to live & work in Europe for at least a year of my life. South America would be pretty amazing too. I made a lot of changes in 2007 and I have great expectations for 2008.
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My Interests

I am interested in modeling, wine, photography, traveling and seeing the world. I love to read, write, see movies. I can cook like you wouldn't believe and I can make a dirty martini like you've never seen.

I'd like to meet:

Amanda LePore, Liz Taylor, Zac Posen, Kevin Aucoin, Amy & David Sedaris, Marc Jacobs, Kenneth Cole, PRINCE, David LaChapelle, Dolly Parton, Steven Meisel,Christopher Walken, Robert Deniro. Diane Von Furstenburg, Sophie Dahl, Oprah & Gwen Stefani. I want to meet people that inspire me. People that make me want to be better, that motivate me and lift my spirits. People that are happy with what they do and live their lives with passion. If you hate your life, who you date, what you do, where you live, CHANGE IT!

Music:

Anything I can dance, sing or work out to. I love Prince the most!

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Movies:

The Wackness, The 25th Hour, Saved, American Splendor, Frailty, Matchpoint, Natural Born Killers, Godfather, Fear & Loathing, Monster, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Exorcist, Zoolander, Gummo, Bully, Clerks, The Graduate, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Dogma, Kids, SlingBlade, The Notebook. Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Goodfellas. Welcome to the Dollhouse, High Tension. Dave Chappelle series. I LOVE The Office and Ab Fab.

Television:

Sex and the City, Oprah. I don't really watch TV. Every time I see mindless TV show like Flava of Love or any of that sordid reality mess I can feel my brain melting away.

Books:

I think most models are some of the most well read people you can ever meet simply because we are waiting a lot be it in an airport, on an airplane or just waiting for our time to shine.A Million Little Pieces, Eat, Pray, Love, The Secret, My Friend Leonard, Dry, Running with Scissors, Possible Side Effects, The DaVinci Code, Memoirs of a Geisha, White Oleander, The Notebook, I am not myself these days, Candy everybody wants, On death & Dying, When you are engulfed in flames, Valley of the Dolls, Shadow of the Dolls, The Tipping Point, Blink, Face Forward & Making Faces, Tuesdays with Morrie, The 5 People you meet in Heaven, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, The Lovely Bones, The Poisonwood Bible, Flowers for Algernon, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Holidays on Ice, Dress your Family in Corduroy. I love reading memoirs because I think as horrible & awkward as life can be, it generally turns out beautiful.

Heroes:

The beautiful, the wonderful, Elizabeth Taylor! Is there a finer example of beauty and class? I admire her for her talent and poise and well as her tremendous work with AIDs. Anna Nicole Smith, well, she got the hell out of Texas, got rich and made some amazing pictures that will be around forever didn't she? Every self-made man or woman out there. I am not impressed with doctors or actors who had rich mommies and daddies to pay for everything they ever needed to have or know to be successful. I am impressed with people that came from nothing and have made empires and have become CEOs and moguls. I believe the hand you hold is the hand that holds you down.

My Blog

Gardisil, I think people should do it.

So Gardisil, I'm sure you've heard of it or seen the ads, the question is...have you gotten it? I just got my first injection of the 3-shot series and I think everyone should. You have to be between ...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:26:00 PST

They call it underwear for a reason.....

What is the deal with girls and their bras hanging out? If you have a tube top, you need a strapless bra, if you have on a racerback shirt/dress, you need a racerback or strapless bra. Don't wear a ...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:07:00 PST

Breaking ground in Chile

So, as some of you know and some of you don't, I just came back from a modeling job in Chile. It was Jenny Runk and I and we shot some print work and we also did a commercial, but according to the cl...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:15:00 PST

Have you ever heard of this???

I was reading an interview with Rose McGowan and she mentioned she lost a lot of weight while filming Grind house, her new movie. She said it really bothered her especially because Pro-Anorexia sites...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

My true calling..........

You know, I love modeling. But my real passion, what I'm REALLY good at is making really weird faces. Weird, gross and contorted faces. So I would like to share that with all of you.This one is Ed'...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST

Identity Gravy

Do you ever feel like the things that you do or the place that you work is you? Where you live or who you know, that all of those things make you become your personality? I had a sense of identity, ...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

Pictures of London

British people always have shitty looks on their faces...LOL!Karen and IKaren and I on security camerasIt's windy as hell in London...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:30:00 PST

Pics of Madrid

Hotel named after me...must be good.My "I'm a retarded American Tourist face"Paintings from the Prado Museum...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:19:00 PST

Is it possible to have a mid-life crisis in your twenty's??

So, I just had another birthday. It was very low-key, but fun. Had some drinks, saw a few friends, hung out with the boyfriend. Got another weird present from my Dad.But lately, I just feel so conf...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:04:00 PST

I swear to God this really happened....

So my apt in NY has 2 big windows in the living room and I love them. When I am on the computer or hanging out or at home I always have the windows open with the screens on. I don't even close them ...
Posted by The Brooklyn Blonde on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:16:00 PST