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~Whitney~

It's my big secret....keeping you coming... slow like honey, heavy with mood. ~Fiona

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*DEAR PROSPECTIVE MYSPACE FRIEND*
(or creepy person just enjoying the anonymity of peering in at another person's life anytime you want without actually having to develop a relationship with said person)
Hi there, You.
I am Whitney, but you can call me whatever you want. Be creative! If you are not creative, why not call me Eve? Eve is my superhero name. I do everything your average superhero does, but I conquer galaxies and save the world better when scantily clad. I place no guarantee that I'll be fully clothed when I show up to save your life in the middle of an epic disaster. Consider yourself warned.
I'm an aspiring actress and model. I live for yoga, sleep, my family, the limelight, cookie-dough ice cream, music, glowsticks, kitties, dear friends, photography, anything Japanese, nature, movies, dancing, oxygen, and sex (not necessarily in that order).
I am a very happy person. My favorite thing in the world is Chuck. He smells like mountains and rain. I think he looks like a wolf. I am a hopeless Chuck-aholic. Chuck should write a book on how to be a real man. Or how to make a half-naked superhero do your every bidding. He's my baby-daddy and my husband, my soulmate and best friend, my sex-god and my fantasy come true. Yeah, I know- he looks like Val Kilmer. He'll sign your tits if you're lucky, but it will cost you. He also happens to be the dopest DJ on the planet. I have no idea how I got so lucky as to snag this man. It's like winning the lottery every day just to have him sleeping next to me each night. What a man, what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man....yes he is. He's so craaaazy, I think I want to have his baby.
Actually I did have his baby.
I know I said that my favorite thing is Chuck, but really it's a tie between Chuck and Ayana. Ayana is a far more powerful entity than Chuck or I combined. Every day her superpowers grow, and I struggle with the fact that I've got a really special human growing up right before my eyes. I try to keep up and take notes, but she's pretty quick. She enjoys cats, babies, tomotoes, and chololate milk. She smells like a cloud. She's made of some kind of squishy, irresistable sugar-biscuit material. She's my little mini-Chuck.
Ayana turned 2 years old on October 13th, 2007. Before I know it, she will be driving. She already has her own cell phone, Hummer, and IPod. And I don't even have a f*cking IPod. Ayana is perfect.
My world view?? I really believe that we should all be a little nicer to each other. Think of what a difference a microcosm of kindess can make in the grand scheme of things.
I like all kinds of people, as long as they are open-minded, honest, and kind. I prefer not to consort with scandalous bitches or lying bastards. I will, however, tolerate the occasional smart-ass prick. We all have our flaws. I love people who love themsleves. However, if you think your own birthday is the most important day of the year, and complain about how disappointing your last birthday was for several birthdays to come, (or if you generally use the word "disappointed" more than 3 times a week), I don't think we can be friends.
Futhermore, talking shite about my hubby is likely to get you a knuckle sandwich, or a swift kick in the teeth.
Moving right along...
I am, in a word, a FREAK.
That being said, there is a big difference between a freak and a pervert. Something to think about.
I promise, I don't want to have cyber sex with you as much as I look like I do. So don't ask.
Love and other indoor sports,
*Whitney*

Here is my very first film debut: The Boy in the Garage , directed by Robert Luke:
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Eyes Should Be Violet
Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure
What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Your Hair Should Be Purple
Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional.
You're always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

My Interests

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I heart: music, animals, acting, movies, dancing, sex, and babies. come to find out, the last two go hand in hand.(who knew?)

Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

You Are 60% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

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*obligatory quiz*..
LOVE, SEX AND ROMANCE QUIZ
Name: whitney, but Eve is my sex goddess name.
Birthdate: june 25th
Hair: short and black
Eyes: green and evil
Height: 5'1"
Gender: umm
How many true relationships have you had?: only one, nothing compares to my Chuck
Have you ever been in love?: heck ya
What.. my marriage to my sweetie
Where.. here and now
How many sexual partners have you had?: around 10
How many people have you kissed?: jeez are you kidding?
Do you like to make the first move?: nope
Are you a snuggler?: yep
Do you kiss on the first date?: mmm-hmmm
Where is the best place you.. huh?
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?: yes
Are you an angel or a devil in the sack?: both
Would you ever pay someone for sex?: i spoil my husband extra much when he gives me some, does that count?
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?: i guess if it was chuck- that could be hot. LOL
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?: yeah- i wanna see his sexxxy face
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?: accidental anal experience. that's definitely something to planned for, not sprung upon you.
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?: uuuum almost. i was having a "sleepover"
Have you ever performed a striptease?: it's a great way to make a living if you aren't a crackhead or a slut
How about a lapdance?: see above
Have you ever received a lapdance?: ohhhh yeah
Do you like sexual contact?: bitch, please!
Are you straight, gay or bi?: i guess you'd call me bi
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?: um yes :)
Are you a giver or a taker?: a lil of both, but i prefer to recieve first
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?: is it Chuck?
Do you think you.. come again
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?: been there done that
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?: no---well, yes
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?: NO, DAMMIT! there are cheaters and non-cheaters. no in-between. (i don't do it.)
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?: nope
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?: yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?: hard-core
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?: ummmmmmmm
Would you date or marry someone if your parents didn.. like them? yes i would if it were the right person.
How about if your friends didn.. yep. most of my friends have bailed on me anyway, so fuck 'em :)~
What.. what indeed
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?: HA! yes...mmmm thanks for reminding me.
Would you kiss someone if you didn.. finish the damn sentence!!
Who told you all about sex?: the neighbor kids, parents
Are you always horny?: i am a ravenous beast.
Are you a flirt?: yes
Are you a tease?: yes, and proud of it.
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?: be chased, i don't chase
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?: evening, but really at this point WHENEVA, WHEREVEVA!
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?: i'm confused. yes??
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?: 5
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 18
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?: no
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?: yes
Are you currently in one?: yes
Have anyone ever fallen in love with you?: i certainly hope so!
Have you ever said .."I Love You.." and not meant it?: nope
Are you .."noisy.." when you get heated?: um YEAH
What is your kissing pet peeve?: slobber, tongue down throat
Do you think you.. i think YOU need to quit with the freakin sentence fragments!

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I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie.
Chuck in the back room at work (yeah, baby!).
People who are badass, or just plain nice. But anyone who wants to meet me will do. Unless you're creepy...........

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http://www.myheritage.com

You Are The Moon
You represent the unconscious side of life, what happens in dreams.
You are capable of great genius - but also of great madness.
Emotions tend to be primal for you, both your fears and your fantasies.
Your intuition is always right, listening to it is the difficult part.

Your fortune:

You are about to embark on a very important journey - and a very difficult one.
Some of your deepest dreams will be realized, as well as some of your deepest nightmares.
Follow your creativity and visions; stay away from your weaknesses.
You are taking a voyage to the center of yourself, and you may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover. What Tarot Card Are You?

Music:

... I like many types of music, but am partial to Progressive house. ANY of it. Luckily, My hubby is a kick-ass DJ. I like stuff with a sultry beat. And stuff that makes you dance (or shake your ass, which I have a special expertise in). And really profound stuff, too. Imogen Heap is amazing. Gotta love Fiona Apple and Sarah McLachlan,Tori Amos, Garbage, Radiohead, Portishead, Aqualung, Sade, NIN, Tupac, Chicane, and Poe rule. Hmmm... also Luscious Jackson, Coldplay, Daft Punk, 30 Seconds to Mars, Evanescence, Dj Dan, Donald Glaude, Tiesto, David Seaman, Ferry Corsten, Sandra Collins, Bad Boy Bill, DJ Icey, Richard Humptyvision, Hernan Cattaneo, Sade, Sia, Mike Jones, Murphy Lee, Bran Van 3000, Sigur Ros, Aphrodite, Tupac (ALWAYZ), Paul Wall, Jodeci(shut up, i know!), Brian McKnight, Toni Braxton, Tenacious D, Lenny Kravitz (i named my snake after him), OLD SKOOL Mariah Carey (the bitch had SOUL!), Kylie Minogue,TOOL, Sublime, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Jewel, Etta James, Billie Holliday, Bill Withers, Blackstreet (no diggity, no doubt, bitches.)
AAAAHHH---I hate this question, I always feel so much pressure and never can express all the variations of what I like music-wise.

Movies:

Sin City, Napoleon Dynamite, Wicker Park, American Beauty, True Romance, Gia, Kill Bill, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Wild Hearts Can't be Broken, Trainspotting, Girl Interrupted, the Godfather series, Scarface, Requiem For a Dream, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Salton Sea, Gothika, The Cell, The Silence of the Lambs, Pet Cemetary, Raising Arizona, International Velvet, The Dreamers, The Matrix... to name a few

Television:

Sex and The City, Reno 911, Dr. 90210 (can't help myself), CHAPPELLE SHOW, Drawn Together, Family Guy, The Simpsons, most any kind of anime (i loooooove japanese schtuff) PimpMySpace

Books:

A Wrinkle in Time, Wicked, Wasted, Reviving Ophelia, Suicide Girls, The whole Lincoln & Childs series, the whole Carlos Casteneda series, and many more...

Heroes:

Mom, Chuck, Masuimi Max,Angelina Jolie...she is so unapologetically HOT!

My Blog

Two Wolves

One evening, an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "my son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is EVIL. It is anger, envy, jealousy, ...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:27:00 PST

Right on!

Here's a personality test that I find EXTREMELY accurate!Make sure you read the instructions carefully, especially about scoring; some people end up with more than one top score, but it's obvious whic...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST

For shits and giggles...

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...LEAVE A COMMENT AND I"LL: 1. I'll ...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:39:00 PST

On the other hand....

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head....
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:43:00 PST

Quickly Let Go

Quickly Let Go The energy you devote to being annoyed brings you nothing of value in return. So choose to quickly let go of your need to be annoyed. The time and energy you put into being offended a...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST

~Young Love ~

How effin cute is this??   ...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

HA-HA.

let me tell you a hilaaaaarious story:i spend 3 hours getting ready for work, get out the door and to my car, am about to leave. i suddenly remember something i left upstairs and go to get it. as i am...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

.......

:*****(that is all.
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

Ayana and Ryu

Ayana loooooves her new best friend. She calls him Ry-Ry. :)   ...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

WARNING: Cutest Puppy Ever

Look at our new baby!!! He's a Japanese Chin. He is so chill and sweet... It was love at first sight. He is such a fuzzy little bear! Soooooofaking cute....IT HURTS! His name is: Ryu Hayabusa (aka: R...
Posted by ~Whitney~ on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST