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El Sexo

You...you...human paraquat!

About Me



My Interests

Music, movie and video game criticism (not professionally, I'm just a prick), reading, spending time with my wife, drinking heavily when I can, watching pro wrestling, expanding on my trivia genius

I'd like to meet:

Joe Strummer, any Beatle (Zombie Beatles are acceptable), Fat Mike, Al Barr, Terry O'Reilly, Micky Ward, Nigel McGuinness, Patton Oswalt, the entire Wu-Tang Clan, Ghostface Killah, Wayne Rooney, Patrick Roy, Norman Mailer, Kurt Vonnegut, Elmore Leonard, John Woo, Quentin Tarantino, John Belushi, Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Henry Rollins, etc.

Music:

The Clash, The Beatles, Dropkick Murphys, Rage Against The Machine, Wilco, Van Halen with David Lee Roth, Dire Straits, Elvis Costello, Bob Dylan, Black Flag, The Business, Kanye West, Wu-Tang Clan, The Reverend Horton Heat, Daft Punk, etc.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Fargo, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, O! Brother Where Art Thou, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Serenity, Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Shaun of The Dead, Dawn of The Dead, Tommy Boy, Old School, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Trainspotting, Super Troopers, The Godfather, SLC Punk, Glengary Glenross, Die Hard, The Big Kahuna, The Thin Red Line, Saving Private Ryan, Chinatown, As Good As It Gets, Anchorman, Training Day, Predator, Black Hawk Down, The Professional, The Usual Suspects, Braveheart, Gladiator, Slap Shot, Zatoichi series, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, A Fistful of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, A Bridge Too Far, Enemy At The Gates, Boondock Saints, The Clearing, Scarface, Platoon, Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, Hang 'Em High, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Pale Rider, The Wild Bunch, The Magnificent Seven, Seven Samorai, Django Kill, The Sons of Katie Elder, The Searchers, The Quiet Man, This Is Spinal Tap, Cool Hand Luke, PCU, The Blues Brothers, Full Metal Jacket, We Were Soldiers, The Ladykillers, Seven, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Good Night And Good Luck, Crash

Television:

SportsCenter, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Jackass, Wildboyz, Flavor of Love, Metalacolypse, ATHF, and a bunch of other shit.

Heroes:

Al Barr, Dropkick Murphys Joe Strummer, The Clash
Terry O'Reilly
"Irish" Mickey Ward
Nigel McGuinness, for his name, if nothing else