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Haney

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About Me

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You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
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1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!

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Let's Get Personal
The Basics
First Name:: Michael
Middle Name:: Darryl
Last Name:: McElhaney
Nickname(s):: haney
Age:: 19
Gender:: male
Date of Birth:: 3/24/88
Occupation:: lowes bitch
Hometown:: santa fe
Ethnicity:: white
Height:: 5'11'
Weight:: 200
Body Type:: not what i want
Marital Status:: single
Sexual Orientation:: straight
Religion:: mormon
Favourites
Colour:: blue and hunter green
Animal:: big ass dog
Food:: taco bell
Number:: 52
Place:: outside
Setting:: woods
Style:: dont care
Music:: rock and country
Climate:: hot day warm night
Scent:: doe piss
Flavour:: anything that taste good
Emotion:: happy
This or That
Chocolate or Vanilla?:: vanilla
Pepsi or Coke?:: coke
Beef or Veggies?:: beef its whats for dinner
Day or Night?:: day
Clear Skies or Thunderstorms?:: clear skies
Kittens or Puppies?:: puppies that grow to big ass dog
Black & White or Colour?:: colur
Fingers or Toes?:: fingers i hate feet
Showers or Baths?:: showers
Busses or Taxi Cabs?:: buss i like to socialiize
War or Peace?:: war more interesting
Do you support...
gay marriage?:: no
war?:: no
abortion?:: no
legalized marijuana?:: no
religion in classrooms?:: yes but not any kind forced to all students
divorce?:: no
beauty magazines?:: hell no
Answer Each Scenario Truthfully
Your phone rings. Who's voice are you hoping to hear when you answer?:: any hot girl
Someone unattractive gives you their telephone number and asks for a ring:: might call depends on how i feel
You wake up one morning as the only human on Earth:: i would go back to sleep and try to wake up again
You turn your television on. What channel appears on screen?:: cmt or cartoonnetwork
You're about to call to end a relationship when the phone rings. Dead pet.:: i really dont understand this question
Your plane crashes on an island. Who do you want to be stranded with?:: any hott girls who is not annoying
You want to learn a new skill to impress your date. What do you choose?:: French its the language of love
You see your distant friend crying on their front porch.:: i go and cheer them up
Your house catches on fire. What do you grab first?:: my famil, then my guns
You can only talk to one person for the rest of your life. Who is it?:: my future wife who ever she may be
What's the first word that comes to mind when I say...
Greed?:: money
Jealousy?:: women
Hate?:: women
Love?:: women
Anger?:: men who have to lestin to women
Beauty?:: women
Grace?:: women
Fragile?:: women
Innocence?:: not women
Sinister?:: women
Malevolent?:: women
Curiousity?:: women
Who was the last person you...
called?:: my grandmomma aka Charmomma
hugged?:: charmomma
kissed?:: its been to long to remember
messaged?:: dont like to do that
drove with?:: roger
saw in person?:: the guys
laughed with?:: the guys
thought of?:: women
wanted to be with?:: women
touched?:: wished women
were angry with?:: WOMEN
Finish the Sentence
I smile most...: after i hear a good joke
I love the taste of...: a good kiss
It makes me angry when...: im not good at something the first time
I feel useful when...: im working
I feel silly when...: im acting like a idiot but i really dont care
I want to...: find a good woman
I need to...: find a good woman that i can love
I really don't like...: women
I would die for...: a good cause
I never want to...: be forgot
I regret...: nothing never look back and think what could have been
I'm thinking about...: the future
What do you like best about the opposite sex?
Hair Colour:: blonde or light
Eye Colour:: blue or green
Height:: mediumish
Weight:: not big, little
Personality:: fun and energetic
Style in Clothes:: i dont care
Style in Music:: not rap anything but rap
Thick or Thin?:: thin
Outgoing or Shy?:: very outgoing but know when to be shy
High Maintenance or Easy to Please?:: bit of both
Graceful or Clumsy?:: both
Singer or Dancer?:: both
Understanding or Sympathetic?:: both
Bossy or Laid-Back?:: bossy but then laid back
Party-go-Getter or Hopeless Romantic?:: bit of both
Wild and Crazy or Timid and Sincere?: both
Have you ever...
kissed a stranger?:: yep
swum with dolphins?:: no
done a rock-climb?:: want to
been somewhere exotic?:: not really
wanted somebody you couldn't have?:: yep
wanted somebody significantly older?:: sure i know some old hotties
wanted somebody significantly younger?:: that is illegal for me
broken a promise?:: i try so hard not to
canceled an arranged date?:: no
walked on the beach?:: yep
kissed in the rain?:: yea it was great
found a sand dollar?:: no
wished on a star?:: every chance i get
wanted to die?:: no
missed somebody so bad it hurt?:: everyday
thought there were monsters under your bed?:: still do
said "I love you" and meant it?:: unfortuantly
wanted to say "I love you," but feared the possible results?:: nope i dont care about the results i lay it all on the line all the time
had an inside joke that made you laugh at random times?:: yep
doubted yourself?:: yes
said something that made somebody cry?:: yea and still fell bad about it
kept a secret?:: yea
told a secret?:: nope i tend to forget them
donated to a charitable fund?:: yea
punched a wall?:: couple of times
yelled at the opposite sex?:: yea and felt like poo
cheated on a partner?:: no
passed out?:: yea
slept in a bed of the opposite sex?:: yea
kissed the opposite sex?:: yea
kissed the same sex?:: hell no
showered with anybody?:: no
thrown up?:: yea
been arrested?:: well i went to juvie
been chased by the cops?:: yea
toilet-papered a house?:: yea
ridden a horse?:: yea
ridden a camel?:: no but want to
fainted?:: no
cried hysterically?:: not in a long long time
seen a ghost?:: hell no i would prolly have a heart attack
wished you were somebody else?:: why
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