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miranda

she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina

About Me


hi my name is miranda. im really nice but i can be a bitch. i like to do things to make people laugh. i like funny people. i love scary movies. the best scary movie of all time is exorcist--nothing will ever be scarrier. i hate girls who think there cool but there not. i hate people who steal shit. i dont do drugs. i like coke and burgerking. i like marlboro lights 100s. i hate eggs, seafood, spiders, and people with fat faces. i hate sluts and skanks. i love my baby sister natalie. shes the most beautiful girl i know and she has big blue eyes and she loves me no matter what. i have a really cool brother named mike and hes totally gangster and funny. i love my cousin lauren. we fight sometimes but we always forget about it and were best friends forever. shes the funniest, nicest, coolest girl ull ever find. i love my cousin audrey. she cracks me up. shes beautious too. i love my cousin lisa. shes really awesome and funny too. in fact i love all my cousins, all 21 and a half of them. i love my best friend nicole. shes awesome and shes a tattoo artist. we used to smoke cigs and watch sex and the city all night together. she goes to william patterson and i miss her terribly. i love my mom. shes really cool and funny. if u fuck with any of them i will fuck u up bitch. cause "i might not have sex but i can fuck u up." (haha 40 yr old virgin).. my dad moved out. hes a really awesome guy but unfortunately he really isnt in my life much anymore.
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:


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this sexy guy

Music:

i love it.♥

Movies:


exorcist, saw 1 & 2, NOW & THEN, uptown girls, THIRTEEN

Television:


DEGRASSI, mtv, boy meet world, full house, gilmore girls, 7th heaven, OC,

Books:

go ask alice, ophelia speaks, number the stars, his bright light, chicken soup for the teenage soul (all of them)

Heroes:

little sister natalie♥

and of course my mom♥and daddy...and god. i believe in god. if there wasnt a god i dont think id be alive right now.

My Blog

fuck this

im so sad. i could cry all night. dont think u know why. no matter who u r. u dont. and u wont. im so lonely. fuck this.
Posted by miranda on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:58:00 PST

10 questions God won't ask you in Heaven

One of the hardest things for me to learn in life was to forgive and forget...but now that i have, im glad. never stay mad at ur friends or family...or anyone you care about.1. GOD won't ask what kind...
Posted by miranda on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

south jersey barbies haaaaha

Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the South Jersey MarketVoorhees BarbieThis princess Barbie is only sold at The Promenade (atselected stores only). She...
Posted by miranda on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST

to all band sites:

please do not add me if u dont know me. definately dont add me without messaging me first. im sick of all these stupid teenage boy bands trying to add me. if u want send me an email saying 'hey listen...
Posted by miranda on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:14:00 PST